Generic Toilet Paper

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   An old Indian Chief goes to the trading post to buy some toilet paper. He tells the clerk "Me needum toilet paper."  The clerk says to him "it's back in that corner" and points in the right direction. The Chief goes and looks but comes back a few minutes later and says "Too many beads, cannot afford". The clerk thinks a minute and tells him "there is some generic toilet paper over there" and points to the generic section. The Chief asks "What is generic?" The clerk explains that generic products don't have the same quality, fancy packaging or a brand name and that keeps the cost lower so it's less expensive. The Chief buys some generic toilet paper and takes it home to his wigwam.
 A few weeks later the Chief is back in the trading post and the clerk asks him "How did you like the generic toilet paper?"  The chief shook his head and said "back at reservation we make name for generic toilet paper, We call um John Wayne". The clerk, with a puzzled look on his face asks "Why do you call it John Wayne?" The Chief says "Rough tough son of gun, take no Crap off Injun".

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zootownjeepguy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Bronze Level Joined: 03 Apr 2011 Location: Kalamazoo, Mi. Points: 27	Post Options Post Reply Quote zootownjeepguy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Generic Toilet Paper Posted: 08 May 2011 at 11:14am
	An old Indian Chief goes to the trading post to buy some toilet paper. He tells the clerk "Me needum toilet paper." The clerk says to him "it's back in that corner" and points in the right direction. The Chief goes and looks but comes back a few minutes later and says "Too many beads, cannot afford". The clerk thinks a minute and tells him "there is some generic toilet paper over there" and points to the generic section. The Chief asks "What is generic?" The clerk explains that generic products don't have the same quality, fancy packaging or a brand name and that keeps the cost lower so it's less expensive. The Chief buys some generic toilet paper and takes it home to his wigwam. A few weeks later the Chief is back in the trading post and the clerk asks him "How did you like the generic toilet paper?" The chief shook his head and said "back at reservation we make name for generic toilet paper, We call um John Wayne". The clerk, with a puzzled look on his face asks "Why do you call it John Wayne?" The Chief says "Rough tough son of gun, take no Crap off Injun".
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R.W Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 31 Dec 2010 Location: Swanton, OH Points: 2975	Post Options Post Reply Quote R.W Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 May 2011 at 3:22pm
	Good one! Made me laugh!
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DREAM Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 06 Jan 2010 Location: Elberton,GA Points: 1828	Post Options Post Reply Quote DREAM Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 08 May 2011 at 8:38pm
	LOL!
	I didn't do it! It was a short, fat, tall, skinny guy that looked like me!

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	haha me think that funny. me laugh
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	That is funny. I may get scalped, sent it to my girlfriend. She is mostly Cherokee.