Generic Toilet Paper
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Topic: Generic Toilet Paper
Posted By: zootownjeepguy
Subject: Generic Toilet Paper
Date Posted: 08 May 2011 at 11:14am
An old Indian Chief goes to the trading post to buy some toilet paper. He tells the clerk "Me needum toilet paper." The clerk says to him "it's back in that corner" and points in the right direction. The Chief goes and looks but comes back a few minutes later and says "Too many beads, cannot afford". The clerk thinks a minute and tells him "there is some generic toilet paper over there" and points to the generic section. The Chief asks "What is generic?" The clerk explains that generic products don't have the same quality, fancy packaging or a brand name and that keeps the cost lower so it's less expensive. The Chief buys some generic toilet paper and takes it home to his wigwam.
A few weeks later the Chief is back in the trading post and the clerk asks him "How did you like the generic toilet paper?" The chief shook his head and said "back at reservation we make name for generic toilet paper, We call um John Wayne". The clerk, with a puzzled look on his face asks "Why do you call it John Wayne?" The Chief says "Rough tough son of gun, take no Crap off Injun".
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Rich Salvaggio
'31 Allis Chalmers U 7143
'46 Willys CJ2A Farm Jeep
'48 Caterpillar D2
Antique Garden tractors
*Other rusty old junk comes & goes without notice
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Posted By: R.W
Date Posted: 08 May 2011 at 3:22pm
Good one! Made me laugh!
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Posted By: DREAM
Date Posted: 08 May 2011 at 8:38pm
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LOL!
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I didn't do it! It was a short, fat, tall, skinny guy that looked like me!
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Posted By: acwdwcman
Date Posted: 08 May 2011 at 9:43pm
haha me think that funny. me laugh
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wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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Posted By: Clay
Date Posted: 09 May 2011 at 8:10am
That is funny.
I may get scalped, sent it to my girlfriend. She is mostly Cherokee.
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