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Thad in AR. ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9480 |
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I told a couple quarantine jokes but nobody laughed. I guess it’s because they were inside jokes.
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jaybmiller ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Greensville,Ont Points: 22631 |
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3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112
Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
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chaskaduo ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5200 |
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Couldn't resist.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Thad in AR. ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9480 |
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Makes me want to wash my eyes out with carb cleaner. |
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shameless dude ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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that's funny right thar!
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JC-WI ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 33834 |
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Thad an Chask, thems funny... Wanted to say.... inside of WHAT? the outhouse...? Then I seen the mooch aaaargh! |
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
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weiner ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 May 2012 Location: Cadillac, Mi. Points: 4304 |
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It`d be funnier if it wasn`t so true.
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Real heros wear dogtags, not capes.
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Kansas99 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 26 Feb 2015 Location: W Kansas Points: 4865 |
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Well since I’ve been under quarantine here in Kansas I’ve been able to finish 4 books. That might not sound like a big deal to u guys but that’s a lot of coloring.
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"Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin
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Thad in AR. ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9480 |
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13641 |
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JC-WI ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 33834 |
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Need more crayons? Promise not to eat them if I send box to you....
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
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Kansas99 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 26 Feb 2015 Location: W Kansas Points: 4865 |
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Damn I started with a box of 64 but it took forever on the first two books so when I got the munchies I was down to black and yellow. Those last two novels didn’t take no time at all. I’m kinda what you call a speed reader now. ![]() |
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"Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin
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JC-WI ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 33834 |
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So Kansas, all I needs to send you is just one black Sharpie?
on the plus side, you can sign 'em just like the prez... ![]() ![]() |
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
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LouSWPA ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Clinton, Pa Points: 24293 |
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/police-department-issues-final-warning-to-maryland-residents-and-orders-them-to-wear-pants-while-checking-their-mailboxes/ar-BB12J6oD?ocid=spartandhp
I know we have a few on here from Maryland....ya wanna fess up? Edited by LouSWPA - 16 Apr 2020 at 11:26pm |
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
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Kansas99 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 26 Feb 2015 Location: W Kansas Points: 4865 |
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Damn, obviously it was me Lou, however now I'm thinking about moving to Maryland.
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"Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin
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Kansas99 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 26 Feb 2015 Location: W Kansas Points: 4865 |
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I’m good to leave quarantine now.
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"Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin
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plummerscarin ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 22 Jun 2015 Location: ia Points: 3521 |
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Yep, I think you're covered
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JC-WI ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 33834 |
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Sorry, He doesn't have his face covered... He might be able to just drop a whole clear plastic bag over the whole works, that should do it.
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
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Kansas99 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 26 Feb 2015 Location: W Kansas Points: 4865 |
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"Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin
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LouSWPA ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Clinton, Pa Points: 24293 |
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needs a flashing red light on top....oh, and maybe a miniature receiver/transmit, satellite dish
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
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shameless dude ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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I thoughts ya caught me...til I seen it was in MD! whew!
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chaskaduo ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5200 |
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Shammer's they'd call the MEN IN BLACK if it was you.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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chaskaduo ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5200 |
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Kansas99 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 26 Feb 2015 Location: W Kansas Points: 4865 |
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"Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin
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john(MI) ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: SE MI Points: 9262 |
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I never in my life planned on being able to go into a bank wearing a mask and asking for money!
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chaskaduo ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5200 |
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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DiyDave ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Gambrills, MD Points: 51872 |
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Kansas99 ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() Joined: 26 Feb 2015 Location: W Kansas Points: 4865 |
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"Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13641 |
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13641 |
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Great one,,Kansas,,,,
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