Quarantine jokes
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Topic: Quarantine jokes
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: Quarantine jokes
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2020 at 6:21am
| I told a couple quarantine jokes but nobody laughed. I guess it’s because they were inside jokes. |
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Posted By: jaybmiller
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2020 at 6:23am
------------- 3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112 Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2020 at 10:08am
Couldn't resist. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2020 at 11:45am
Makes me want to wash my eyes out with carb cleaner. |
chaskaduo wrote:Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 12:10am
| that's funny right thar! |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 12:47am
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Thad an Chask, thems funny... Wanted to say.... inside of WHAT? the outhouse...? Then I seen the mooch aaaargh! ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: weiner
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 9:53am
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It`d be funnier if it wasn`t so true. ------------- Real heros wear dogtags, not capes. |
Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 11:38am
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Well since I’ve been under quarantine here in Kansas I’ve been able to finish 4 books. That might not sound like a big deal to u guys but that’s a lot of coloring. ------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 11:55am
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 12:56pm
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 2:03pm
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Need more crayons? Promise not to eat them if I send box to you.... ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 7:39pm
Damn I started with a box of 64 but it took forever on the first two books so when I got the munchies I was down to black and yellow. Those last two novels didn’t take no time at all. I’m kinda what you call a speed reader now. ------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 10:22pm
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So Kansas, all I needs to send you is just one black Sharpie? on the plus side, you can sign 'em just like the prez...  ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 11:24pm
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/police-department-issues-final-warning-to-maryland-residents-and-orders-them-to-wear-pants-while-checking-their-mailboxes/ar-BB12J6oD?ocid=spartandhp" rel="nofollow - https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/police-department-issues-final-warning-to-maryland-residents-and-orders-them-to-wear-pants-while-checking-their-mailboxes/ar-BB12J6oD?ocid=spartandhp I know we have a few on here from Maryland....ya wanna fess up? ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2020 at 11:35pm
Damn, obviously it was me Lou, however now I'm thinking about moving to Maryland. ------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 5:20pm
I’m good to leave quarantine now.  ------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 5:26pm
| Yep, I think you're covered |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 8:59pm
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Sorry, He doesn't have his face covered... He might be able to just drop a whole clear plastic bag over the whole works, that should do it. ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 9:51pm
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------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2020 at 11:11pm
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needs a flashing red light on top....oh, and maybe a miniature receiver/transmit, satellite dish ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2020 at 1:05am
| I thoughts ya caught me...til I seen it was in MD! whew! |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2020 at 6:14am
Shammer's they'd call the MEN IN BLACK if it was you.  ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 18 Apr 2020 at 7:19am
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[TUBE]bG3erL7m_ZI[/TUBE] ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2020 at 11:07am
 ------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2020 at 11:36am
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I never in my life planned on being able to go into a bank wearing a mask and asking for money! ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2020 at 1:13pm
     ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 5:27am
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Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 9:36pm
 ------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 10:00pm
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 10:00pm
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Great one,,Kansas,,,,
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 11:00pm
| Chas...i thinks i'm gonna eats me some more (lots of) beans! be sweet to have some fun like that again! |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 03 May 2020 at 4:44pm
   add em up and your all set to go cowboy.   More good ones. https://www.srpressgazette.com/photogallery/DA/20200320/PHOTOGALLERY/320009997/PH/1" rel="nofollow - https://www.srpressgazette.com/photogallery/DA/20200320/PHOTOGALLERY/320009997/PH/1
------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: DougG
Date Posted: 03 May 2020 at 7:22pm
Here's a good one
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Posted By: Dan Hauter
Date Posted: 06 May 2020 at 11:08am
| As each day seems to now blend into the day before and the day after - I find that I need to turn on my laptop to figure out what month and day of the week it is. Or am I just getting older?! LOL!!! |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 09 May 2020 at 7:14pm
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A little of both Dan. I'm in the same boat, without a captain or crew. ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 10 May 2020 at 6:06pm
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[TUBE]SaZ00_AdPcM[/TUBE] ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 11 May 2020 at 2:39pm
| I have to keep checking my cell phone to see what day and time it is |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 12 May 2020 at 12:38pm
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------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: NEVER green
Date Posted: 12 May 2020 at 7:35pm
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Two guys walk into a bar... lucky bastards!!!! ------------- 2-8050 1-7080 6080 D-19 modelE & A 7040 R50 |
Posted By: Kansas99
Date Posted: 15 May 2020 at 12:04pm
 ------------- "Thank you for your service Joe & the Ho"-----Joseph Stalin |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2020 at 7:35am
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Will you be ready for the next Corona Wave this Fall? [TUBE]Qykoo8_1Wz4[/TUBE] ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Steve in NJ
Date Posted: 01 Jun 2020 at 7:52am
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Boy, there's some funny chit' there!! LOL! ------------- 39'RC, 43'WC, 48'B, 49'G, 50'WF, 65 Big 10, 67'B-110, 75'716H, 2-620's, & a Motorhead wife |