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Hey Thad!

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    Posted: 04 Apr 2018 at 8:56pm
Dont they have that drivers education down there in Arkansas, or does Aunt May jest take the young uns round the block an call it good?

Cause I gots one of the rusty free pickup boxes from Arkansas and the dang thing has gots 3 dents in it!  Phffffft!

Try to be a little nicer on the equipment down thar would ya? Or else I'm gonna tell yer ole lad.....I mean yer lovin wife about thet brand new chrome motorcycle gadget thet came in the mail thewre other day.

Yeah, thet one you shufflred out to the barn quick.


I still gots my A/C but it's clear out in the barn now.
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We ain’t in the rust belt we in the dent belt. It’s a known fact not to buy trucks or equipment from the Ozarks. Everything lives a rough life here.
You should see all the chrome I’ll trying to sneak home at the moment. Jenn has my shop full of new cabinets, bathtubs and remodeling supplies. She also has a key. I sure wish I had your big barn. I know I could hide that new motorcycle in thar someplace.
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That's your problem guys,,,,,,,,,,,you don't HIDE stuff.  ClapClap  You just leave it sit out in the yard where she can see it and then when she asks,,,,,,,,,,you tell her you just got it out of the back of the barn where it'd been collecting dust and you just washed it all up and are cleaning it so you can (1) let her take it for a ride Thumbs Up,,,,,,,or,,,,(2) take her for a ride Thumbs Up.
There's SO MUCH CHIT in that pole barn, she never has any idea of what's in there...
And it helps if when she comes into the barn, that you're there to guarantee her safety,,,,,,,,,e.g.  "DON'T get too close to that stuff, it's liable to fall over any time now, I gotta fix that." Big smile  or  "Don't go back there, I saw a snake there yesterday." Shocked  or better yet, as she walks into the door,,,,, "SO MANY DAMN MICE!!  WHERE THEY ALL COMING FROM!!"Angry
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Snakes! Snakes,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Teddy-bear has the right idea,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ain't no right minded woman will get within a "known" snake from a mile away..................

Edited by Dipstick In - 05 Apr 2018 at 9:18am
You don't really have to be smart if you know who is!
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You might could buy a toy snake and tie a striing around it so's you could pull it real quick across her feet so's she "thinks" she sees a snake..................... just don't give her time for the reality factor to check in............

Boy, that snake, spiders from overhead, and mice (i's just gotta be grey or mousey brown) works really good at the state fair in the aisles at the Sheep Barn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
One poor little lady downloaded some"wetness" one time.......... whew!
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