Hey Thad!
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Topic: Hey Thad!
Posted By: Les Royer
Subject: Hey Thad!
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2018 at 8:56pm
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Dont they have that drivers education down there in Arkansas, or does Aunt May jest take the young uns round the block an call it good? Cause I gots one of the rusty free pickup boxes from Arkansas and the dang thing has gots 3 dents in it! Phffffft! Try to be a little nicer on the equipment down thar would ya? Or else I'm gonna tell yer ole lad.....I mean yer lovin wife about thet brand new chrome motorcycle gadget thet came in the mail thewre other day. Yeah, thet one you shufflred out to the barn quick. ------------- I still gots my A/C but it's clear out in the barn now. |
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2018 at 5:43am
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We ain’t in the rust belt we in the dent belt. It’s a known fact not to buy trucks or equipment from the Ozarks. Everything lives a rough life here. You should see all the chrome I’ll trying to sneak home at the moment. Jenn has my shop full of new cabinets, bathtubs and remodeling supplies. She also has a key. I sure wish I had your big barn. I know I could hide that new motorcycle in thar someplace. |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2018 at 5:59am
That's your problem guys,,,,,,,,,,,you don't HIDE stuff.  You just
leave it sit out in the yard where she can see it and then when she
asks,,,,,,,,,,you tell her you just got it out of the back of the barn
where it'd been collecting dust and you just washed it all up and are
cleaning it so you can (1) let her take it for a ride  ,,,,,,,or,,,,(2)
take her for a ride  .There's SO MUCH CHIT in that pole barn, she never has any idea of what's in there... And it helps if when she comes into the barn, that you're there to guarantee her safety,,,,,,,,,e.g. "DON'T get too close to that stuff, it's liable to fall over any time now, I gotta fix that."  or "Don't go back there, I saw a snake there yesterday."  or better yet, as she walks into the door,,,,, "SO MANY DAMN MICE!! WHERE THEY ALL COMING FROM!!" ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: Dipstick In
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2018 at 9:17am
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Snakes! Snakes,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Teddy-bear has the right idea,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ain't no right minded woman will get within a "known" snake from a mile away..................
------------- You don't really have to be smart if you know who is! |
Posted By: Dipstick In
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2018 at 9:23am
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You might could buy a toy snake and tie a striing around it so's you could pull it real quick across her feet so's she "thinks" she sees a snake..................... just don't give her time for the reality factor to check in............ Boy, that snake, spiders from overhead, and mice (i's just gotta be grey or mousey brown) works really good at the state fair in the aisles at the Sheep Barn,,,,,,,,,,,,,, One poor little lady downloaded some"wetness" one time.......... whew! ------------- You don't really have to be smart if you know who is! |