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Thad in AR. 
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Location: Arkansas
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Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 6:11pm |
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I have a young’en on my crew. He missed work Monday and Tuesday due to rain. I managed to get in full days both days.
Wednesday he worked most of the day. Yesterday he called me over an hour late and told me he couldn’t find his keys.
He showed up bright n early today on payday.
I asked where he found his keys?
He said he didn’t find them but has a spare.
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FREEDGUY
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Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 6:31pm |
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This guy is on the "fast-track" to be a politician LOL !!!
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thendrix
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Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 6:55pm |
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Sounds like you've got a certified young'en
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 7:02pm |
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The look on his face was priceless when I asked I’d his spare key only works on Friday.
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shameless dude
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Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 8:10pm |
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if you told him he'd only hafta work on the weekends...he'd lose his spare keys too!
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desertjoe
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Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 8:49pm |
I figure this dude is headed for lots of job changes,,,but i gotta give him credit for at least showin up 3 out of five work days,,,,,and you'll always know he'll be there on Fridays,,,,, 
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john(MI)
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Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 8:59pm |
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Tell him he only gets paid after five days of work. And if they don't all happen in one week, the count will start over.
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Harvey/pa
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Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 9:08pm |
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Heard lots of excuses from employees for not showing up, but the one I will never forget was his Mother-in Law died. When I reminded him that she had also died six months prior he got a deer in the headlights look and after a pause he said " But that one was from my first wife"...Harvey
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Kiwi
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Posted: 23 Oct 2020 at 10:24pm |
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just give him a DCM (don't come monday ) had a farmer who never sacked anyone but if he wanted to get rid of a worker he would send them out day after day to hand grubb thistles untill they handed in there notices and left
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DiyDave
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Posted: 24 Oct 2020 at 4:50am |
Ida axed him if he has a spare job... 
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fixer1958
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Posted: 24 Oct 2020 at 8:30am |
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Had a mid 20's kid quit last week. Took a week off after working first 4 days cause his grandpa died. Give him that, benefit of the doubt. Started taking 1 1/2 hours for lunch. Then quit after another 2 weeks on the job. Said we was being mean to him cause he shouldn't have to work that hard.. Never had to before. He changed oil and mounted tires and that's all.
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