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HD6GTOM 
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 Topic: Today's gals and bumper stickers
Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 5:15pm |
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We are set up at the Calahan Craft Show in the Varied Industries building at the Iowa State fairgrounds. I had to go back to the van for a spray bottle. While there these 2 sharp gals pulled in driving a tricked out S10. Their bumper sticker said "Its kiss a broad week-pucker up buster" Blond driving, red head passenger. Guys it might a been worth the trouble at home. 2 sharp gals.
Edited by HD6GTOM - 06 Mar 2020 at 5:16pm
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Michael V (NM)
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Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 7:51pm |
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Its been so long since I kissed,,don't know what I'd do,,,I sure like kissing gals,, but worried I prolly forgot how....
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desertjoe
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Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 8:02pm |
Hey Michael,,I was always told,,,,"The sloppier you plant em,,,the better they likes it",,,,SO,,that's what I'd try first,,,if'n that don't work,,,you'll have to call ole Thad,,,he's the latest newly wed amongst us,,,,, 
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desertjoe
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Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 8:05pm |
OH,,and Tom,,,it has been stated thet it be better to just DO IT and ask for forgiveness,,,than it is to try and get permission,,,leastways what I heard,,,,but,,,but,,,don't be bettin your marriage on my suggestions,,,,,Chit,,I'm outa here,,,,,
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DiyDave
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Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 9:09pm |
Kiss here where she least expects it. no wait, its WHEN sh least expects it... 
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Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 9:12pm |
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if'n she's inside...whatcha gots to lose?
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desertjoe
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Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 10:10pm |
Hey Tom,,,,,,don't you be believin a chittin thing these guys is trying to get you to do,,,cause when it comes time to the nut cuttin they ain't a one of them is gonna take you in and feed you,,,,or ,,,or,, let you sleep with them,either,,,!!!!
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Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 10:27pm |
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Just tell the little woman that she's a cousin (kissin) of your Ma's second cousin. I never tried it, but it COULD work......
Then again, you could have just stood there puckered up and SHE comes up and plants one on you. Then it's HER fault and you could just say you was standing there mulling something and she just up an kissed you and you didn't even know it. Naw, that'll get you killed too...
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 9:29am |
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Saw one yesterday leaving the swap. This was just as we were turning East in Lathrop to head for the interstate. Sticker said; Two's company, Three's a fantasy. Didn't get a real good look but it was a lady driving. You guys still at the swap-meet might keep your eyes open!
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 9:44am |
Naw leave it for the young bucks, they got a younger stronger immune system.
You want someone you can return to for more anyhow. 
Edited by chaskaduo - 07 Mar 2020 at 9:45am
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 9:50am |
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 11:07am |
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The blonds and red heads are out In Force today. A few minis, and i see the results s of that long cold SNOWEY winter being pushed around in prams and strollers.
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 11:07am |
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You woulda done it and then they would have shown up at your booth!
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 1:24pm |
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You are spot on Joe!
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 5:41pm |
Reminds me of the two bulls standing on the hill looking at the herd. The young bull excitedly says "let's run down there and f*#$ one!" The old bull calmly laughs and says "nah.. Let's walk down there and f*$# em all"
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 5:55pm |
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Tyler, the issue with that one is, not sure if can see that far, then when do decide to go, by the time the old bones can make the trip, forgot why we went there in the first place!
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 8:50pm |
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when I bought my 4 door truck, there was a saying on the back window that said " BAD ASS GIRLS DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS", so before I could get that removed I observed several truckers and a few others always trying to catch up to me on the road. I spose they wanted to see the bad girl??? and me with my long hair...they would get up beside me and then see my beard!!! almost caused a few accidents! that saying has been removed and something else put on there.
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Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 9:13pm |
 Dave in PA wrote:
Tyler, the issue with that one is, not sure if can see that far, then when do decide to go, by the time the old bones can make the trip, forgot why we went there in the first place! |
A sniff or two would jog that memory I bet
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 8:10am |
shameless dude wrote:
when I bought my 4 door truck, there was a saying on the back window that said " BAD ASS GIRLS DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS", so before I could get that removed I observed several truckers and a few others always trying to catch up to me on the road. I spose they wanted to see the bad girl??? and me with my long hair...they would get up beside me and then see my beard!!! almost caused a few accidents! that saying has been removed and something else put on there. |
Shameless I'm picturing it in my head. Now can't unsee it........
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HD6GTOM
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 10:08am |
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Allis Freak. I sure hoping he didn't have that pink thong on.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 10:15am |
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pics of these sharp girls, or it didn't happen! lmao!
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 11:09am |
injpumpEd wrote:
pics of these sharp girls, or it didn't happen! lmao! |
Kind of putting Tom on the spot with his 'old gal' aren't you Ed?
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 11:58am |
HD6GTOM wrote:
Allis Freak. I sure hoping he didn't have that pink thong on. |
uuffda, make it stop
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 1:21pm |
AF, it could be worse, like the time Shameless posed for a sculpture with his thong...
Or the time somebody snapped a photo of him in the big city... after he lost his long hair.... Good thing the photo wasn't any bigger.
Some how or ruther his pink thong isn't so pink in this pic... he musta bleached it to many times...
Now try an undo these images...  argh!  Thats enough of this.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 1:48pm |
JC
. my belly button hernia's poppin out now.
Edited by chaskaduo - 08 Mar 2020 at 1:49pm
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 9:00pm |
shameless dude wrote:
when I bought my 4 door truck, there was a saying on the back window that said " BAD ASS GIRLS DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS", so before I could get that removed I observed several truckers and a few others always trying to catch up to me on the road. I spose they wanted to see the bad girl??? and me with my long hair...they would get up beside me and then see my beard!!! almost caused a few accidents! that saying has been removed and something else put on there. |
Your kind of making me lower my option of you, letting a few disappointed truckers intimidating the shenanigan king. But this place would sure be boring if the truckers had got you run into the river.
Edited by Ray54 - 09 Mar 2020 at 11:12am
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Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 11:36pm |
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Ed, I can't figure out how to post pictures. Old gal could show me, but I think I'll let her off this time..
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Posted: 09 Mar 2020 at 12:10am |
Well Ray, seen something that would be just down the shananiganer's line... But he prolly has two or three in his dresser drawers or the closet already...
Chask, I hopes ye poked that popper outter back in.
Tom,
just send them pics my way an I'll post em for you. an juss remember,
no more shameless type pics cuzz I thinks Allisfreak has had enough of
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Posted: 09 Mar 2020 at 6:06am |
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Wait a minute..... Didn't he mention some pretty sharp red heads and blondes? Where are those pictures?
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Posted: 09 Mar 2020 at 5:12pm |
Thanks JC(WI) . Now it's forever etched and I'll never look at a girl drivin' a truck the same again. 
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