Today's gals and bumper stickers
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Topic: Today's gals and bumper stickers
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Subject: Today's gals and bumper stickers
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 5:15pm
| We are set up at the Calahan Craft Show in the Varied Industries building at the Iowa State fairgrounds. I had to go back to the van for a spray bottle. While there these 2 sharp gals pulled in driving a tricked out S10. Their bumper sticker said "Its kiss a broad week-pucker up buster" Blond driving, red head passenger. Guys it might a been worth the trouble at home. 2 sharp gals. |
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Posted By: Michael V (NM)
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 7:51pm
| Its been so long since I kissed,,don't know what I'd do,,,I sure like kissing gals,, but worried I prolly forgot how.... |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 8:02pm
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Hey Michael,,I was always told,,,,"The sloppier you plant em,,,the better they likes it",,,,SO,,that's what I'd try first,,,if'n that don't work,,,you'll have to call ole Thad,,,he's the latest newly wed amongst us,,,,,
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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 8:05pm
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OH,,and Tom,,,it has been stated thet it be better to just DO IT and ask for forgiveness,,,than it is to try and get permission,,,leastways what I heard,,,,but,,,but,,,don't be bettin your marriage on my suggestions,,,,,Chit,,I'm outa here,,,,,
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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 9:09pm
Kiss here where she least expects it. no wait, its WHEN sh least expects it... ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 9:12pm
| if'n she's inside...whatcha gots to lose? |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 10:10pm
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Hey Tom,,,,,,don't you be believin a chittin thing these guys is trying to get you to do,,,cause when it comes time to the nut cuttin they ain't a one of them is gonna take you in and feed you,,,,or ,,,or,, let you sleep with them,either,,,!!!!
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2020 at 10:27pm
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Just tell the little woman that she's a cousin (kissin) of your Ma's second cousin. I never tried it, but it COULD work...... Then again, you could have just stood there puckered up and SHE comes up and plants one on you. Then it's HER fault and you could just say you was standing there mulling something and she just up an kissed you and you didn't even know it. Naw, that'll get you killed too... ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: IBWD MIke
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 9:29am
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Saw one yesterday leaving the swap. This was just as we were turning East in Lathrop to head for the interstate. Sticker said; Two's company, Three's a fantasy. Didn't get a real good look but it was a lady driving. You guys still at the swap-meet might keep your eyes open! |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 9:44am
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Naw leave it for the young bucks, they got a younger stronger immune system.
You want someone you can return to for more anyhow.  ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 9:50am
| As I get older I just look and hope something happens in my dreams |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 11:07am
| The blonds and red heads are out In Force today. A few minis, and i see the results s of that long cold SNOWEY winter being pushed around in prams and strollers. |
Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 11:07am
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You woulda done it and then they would have shown up at your booth! ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |
Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 1:24pm
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You are spot on Joe! ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 5:41pm
Reminds me of the two bulls standing on the hill looking at the herd. The young bull excitedly says "let's run down there and f*#$ one!" The old bull calmly laughs and says "nah.. Let's walk down there and f*$# em all" ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
chaskaduo wrote:Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 5:55pm
| Tyler, the issue with that one is, not sure if can see that far, then when do decide to go, by the time the old bones can make the trip, forgot why we went there in the first place! |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 8:50pm
| when I bought my 4 door truck, there was a saying on the back window that said " BAD ASS GIRLS DRIVE BAD ASS TOYS", so before I could get that removed I observed several truckers and a few others always trying to catch up to me on the road. I spose they wanted to see the bad girl??? and me with my long hair...they would get up beside me and then see my beard!!! almost caused a few accidents! that saying has been removed and something else put on there. |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2020 at 9:13pm
A sniff or two would jog that memory I bet ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: AllisFreak MN
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 8:10am
Shameless I'm picturing it in my head. Now can't unsee it........ ------------- '49 A-C WD, '51 A-C WD, '63 A-C D17 Series III, 1968 A-C One-Seventy, '82 A-C 6060, '75 A-C 7040, A-C #3 sickle mower, 2 A-C 701 wagons, '78 Gleaner M2 |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 10:08am
| Allis Freak. I sure hoping he didn't have that pink thong on. |
Posted By: injpumpEd
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 10:15am
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pics of these sharp girls, or it didn't happen! lmao! ------------- 210 "too hot to farm" puller, part of the "insane pumpkin posse". Owner of Guenther Heritage Diesel, specializing in fuel injection systems on heritage era tractors. stock rebuilds to all out pullers! |
Posted By: IBWD MIke
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 11:09am
Kind of putting Tom on the spot with his 'old gal' aren't you Ed?
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Posted By: AllisFreak MN
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 11:58am
uuffda, make it stop ------------- '49 A-C WD, '51 A-C WD, '63 A-C D17 Series III, 1968 A-C One-Seventy, '82 A-C 6060, '75 A-C 7040, A-C #3 sickle mower, 2 A-C 701 wagons, '78 Gleaner M2 |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 1:21pm
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AF, it could be worse, like the time Shameless posed for a sculpture with his thong...  Or the time somebody snapped a photo of him in the big city... after he lost his long hair.... Good thing the photo wasn't any bigger.  Some how or ruther his pink thong isn't so pink in this pic... he musta bleached it to many times...  Now try an undo these images...  argh!  Thats enough of this.------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 1:48pm
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JC
. my belly button hernia's poppin out now. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 9:00pm
Your kind of making me lower my option of you, letting a few disappointed truckers intimidating the shenanigan king. But this place would sure be boring if the truckers had got you run into the river. |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2020 at 11:36pm
| Ed, I can't figure out how to post pictures. Old gal could show me, but I think I'll let her off this time.. |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 09 Mar 2020 at 12:10am
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Well Ray, seen something that would be just down the shananiganer's line...  But he prolly has two or three in his dresser drawers or the closet already... Chask, I hopes ye poked that popper outter back in. 
------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 09 Mar 2020 at 6:06am
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Wait a minute..... Didn't he mention some pretty sharp red heads and blondes? Where are those pictures? ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: AllisFreak MN
Date Posted: 09 Mar 2020 at 5:12pm
Thanks JC(WI) . Now it's forever etched and I'll never look at a girl drivin' a truck the same again. ------------- '49 A-C WD, '51 A-C WD, '63 A-C D17 Series III, 1968 A-C One-Seventy, '82 A-C 6060, '75 A-C 7040, A-C #3 sickle mower, 2 A-C 701 wagons, '78 Gleaner M2 |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 1:53pm
------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: AllisFreak MN
Date Posted: 10 Mar 2020 at 4:37pm
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He's been awful quiet about all this, not even trying to defend himself and his "rugged" good looks?? ------------- '49 A-C WD, '51 A-C WD, '63 A-C D17 Series III, 1968 A-C One-Seventy, '82 A-C 6060, '75 A-C 7040, A-C #3 sickle mower, 2 A-C 701 wagons, '78 Gleaner M2 |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2020 at 9:37pm
| I gots the pink thong hanging on the rear view mirror in my big boy truck! I also gots a bumper sticker on one of my burbs that says: go braless...it'll help pull the wrinkles outta your face! now...Allis Freak...picture that...instead of 44 D's, they'd be 44 longs! |
Posted By: AllisFreak MN
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2020 at 9:35pm
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picturing it now thanks ------------- '49 A-C WD, '51 A-C WD, '63 A-C D17 Series III, 1968 A-C One-Seventy, '82 A-C 6060, '75 A-C 7040, A-C #3 sickle mower, 2 A-C 701 wagons, '78 Gleaner M2 |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 2:57am
44D's,,,is that like maybe your pant size,,,or,,,??? I "WAS" a 38 but am a 36 now,,,am I gettin close,,??
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 3:28am
| we is talk'in north of the belt line Joe! |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 1:07pm
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Ol' Tom hasn't sent them pics yet... No pics, it didn't happen... ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2020 at 1:17pm
| Seen women talking about taking the bras and making mask for corona virus and one said hers would cover her whole face and she wouldn't be able to see. |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2020 at 10:15am
Well, I for one ain't gonna stop looking at them. As far as posting pictures, the old gal has ta do that for me. It ain't gonna happen with those pictures. Just a mind picture is all that is gonna remain. Hoping you all are having a great day. 
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