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    Posted: 08 Dec 2019 at 6:56am

El Dorado, Kansas | An agricultural airplane pilot made a serious mistake this morning while operating his aircraft under the influence of alcohol, accidentally dumping his cargo of manure over cars, houses, and residents.

According to the police report, 51-year old Barry Wood had a  blood alcohol concentration (BAC) of 0.48% when he was arrested, six times the legal limit allowed to drive a motor vehicle and 12 times the legal limit allowed to operate a plane.

He was supposed to spread 4 tons of liquid manure over fields belonging to his employer but his capacities were visibly too impaired.

 “So drunk that he had urinated on himself”

He turned in the wrong direction, heading over the nearby city of El Dorado instead of the fields he was supposed to spray, before releasing his smelly cargo.

Residents of the city were taken off guard as tons of liquid manure started raining over the city, causing several car accidents and totally ruining an outdoor wedding ceremony.

Butler County Sheriff’s Office spokesman, Lt. John Fitzpatrick, says the emergency lines received over 900 calls in less than 5 minutes after the incident.

“Everyone was freaking out, complaining about falling from the skies, fearing a biological attack from Islamic terrorists or the Democrats.”

The deputies were rapidly able to identify the plane behind the incident and were waiting near the landing strip when Mr. Wood returned from his venture.

“We’re a small community. We knew Barry was a drunkard and we saw him fly hazardously before, so we guessed it was him. But I had never seen him this drunk before.”

Butler County Sheriff’s Office spokesman, Lt. John Fitzpatrick, says the accused was so drunk that he had urinated on himself and wasn’t able to stand up when the deputies arrested him only a minute or two after his landing.

Mr. Wood will now face a total of 269 criminal charges, including performing an aviation function while over the prescribed alcohol limit, aggravated assault and criminal damage to property.

If found guilty on all charges, he faces a total of 1235 years in prison and a fine of $2,335,500 and his pilot’s license could also be suspended by the FAA if he is found guilty of flying while under the influence of alcohol.

His trial is scheduled to begin in January at the Butler County Courthouse.

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Well he landed the plane OK.......
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“We’re a small community. We knew Barry was a drunkard and we saw him fly hazardously before, so we guessed it was him. But I had never seen him this drunk before.”

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  UMMmmm,,if he is a dem,,,,errrrr,,,,never mind,,it's Sunday,,,,
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JW in MO Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 2019 at 8:18am
Hey, that says Eldorado, Kansas, I think that should be Eldorado Springs, MO.
We Missourians take our drunken pilots and crane operators seriously. LOL
What do you want to bet instead of getting confused he said to himself, "Oh now this $%@t is going to be funny."
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I agree JW, alcohol will do that for ya. Beer
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I question whether this is real

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I don't know if it is real........... but it is FUNNY !
 
“Everyone was freaking out, complaining about falling from the skies, fearing a biological attack from Islamic terrorists or the Democrats.”
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IF ????
 
If found guilty on all charges, he faces a total of 1235 years in prison and a fine of $2,335,500 and his pilot’s license could also be suspended by the FAA if he is found guilty of flying while under the influence of alcohol.
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Originally posted by Darrell G (MN) Darrell G (MN) wrote:

I question whether this is real

 
Well of course it is, it was on FB!  Annnnd there are pictures and everything.
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Originally posted by JW in MO JW in MO wrote:

Originally posted by Darrell G (MN) Darrell G (MN) wrote:

I question whether this is real

 
Well of course it is, it was on FB!  Annnnd there are pictures and everything.


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Mom always said  just be thankful that cows can`t fly.
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It does have the smell and feel of a 'less than truthful' story.

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That wasn't Censored he was spraying, it was political promises! Darn good pilot if he could land that plane safely when he was so plastered he couldn't walk.
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Well, 'tis the season of impeachment articles being drawn up, so ---
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We'll have to get tranny to check it on snopes!  Wink
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shucks...I would have done the same thing...sober!
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Good thing Dale can't fly!

Looked it up, it was reported by World News Daily, which is a farce news outfit, like the Onion.  They did have a real picture of manure being sprayed from spreaders onto cars somewhere in France, pretty impressive.

Four tons of manure would need a pretty big plane to haul it, like a C130 or something.



Edited by JohnCO - 09 Dec 2019 at 11:24pm
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Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

shucks...I would have done the same thing...sober!

And I'm sure the mayor would have been none to happy at what he received!!!!
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“We’re a small community. We knew Barry was a drunkard and we saw him fly hazardously before, so we guessed it was him. But I had never seen him this drunk before.”


Sounds like a scene out of the Andy Griffith show with Otis the drunk. Wonder if Aunt Bea is going to bring some fried chicken down to the jail for him?




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