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    Posted: 05 Jan 2020 at 11:01am
Dear State Benefits Representative:
 I have a complicated benefits question. Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18-year-old daughter.  After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit and he fell in love with my step-daughter.  My father married her.  As a result my step-daughter became my step-mother and my father became my son-in-law. 

My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother.  This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.  So my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.  Therefore I am also my wife's grandchild. 

A short time after, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.  My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather. 

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: 

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits? 

Sincerely yours, Mohammed Abu Laden Habib Of course you qualify, Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California. 

Yours faithfully, Nancy Pelosi

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Almost sounds like the Ozark's My Sister, daughter, daughter in law, mother in law was by the house yestaday with the Cousin, brother, uncle, Father to see to our mutual Step Son's marriage to the cousin, sister, daughter, mother and our current Aunt!!!!

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Wink Coke Nancy has no time for that.LOL That is why she needed her nephew to step up,Wink you know the replacement for Moon Beam her couson or something. We got Gavey Boy Newsome govner of  the squat hole we have become to tend that low level stuff. Yes Nancy, Jerry,and Gaven are related for real. Wish I could import the vid that explains the relationships,but beyond my ablity.Cry



But thanks for the laugh anyway,cause it is so true I need to go cry now.Cry
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