My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother.  This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.  So my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.  Therefore I am also my wife's grandchild. 

A short time after, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.  My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather. 

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: 

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits? 

Sincerely yours, Mohammed Abu Laden Habib Of course you qualify, Mohammed! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California. 

Yours faithfully, Nancy Pelosi

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