Just a little humor

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   I know this doesn't pertain to farm equipment but I thought someone might enjoy this, I sure did

An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"

The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"

"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"

"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.

The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"

"No problem," replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, 
sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, 
all right.... but I'll stick with my Moped!"

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man 
just what his car can do.  He floors it, and within 30 seconds the 
speedometer reads 150 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer !

He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.

He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and 
passes the Moped at 200 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks 
in  his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !

Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?"

The old man whispers, 

"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!"

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Darrell G (MN) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Green Isle MN Points: 1496	Post Options Post Reply Quote Darrell G (MN) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Just a little humor Posted: 01 May 2011 at 10:20am
	I know this doesn't pertain to farm equipment but I thought someone might enjoy this, I sure did An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?" The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!" "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?" "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly. The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No problem," replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right.... but I'll stick with my Moped!" Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer ! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 200 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do ! Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive. He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?" The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!"

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JoeO(CMO) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Cent Missouri Points: 2694	Post Options Post Reply Quote JoeO(CMO) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 01 May 2011 at 11:58am
	LOL! Good one! ...gotta watch the suspenders


R.W Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 31 Dec 2010 Location: Swanton, OH Points: 2975	Post Options Post Reply Quote R.W Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 01 May 2011 at 11:59am
	Good one!!!
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zootownjeepguy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Bronze Level Joined: 03 Apr 2011 Location: Kalamazoo, Mi. Points: 27	Post Options Post Reply Quote zootownjeepguy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 01 May 2011 at 4:59pm
	I like that one. Here's another: A couple was up half the night and couldn't sleep because the neighbors dog was barking outside. Finally, the blonde wife gets up and says "I can't take this anymore". She gets dressed and goes outside. A while later she comes back to bed and the dog is still out there barking. Her husband asks "What did you do?" She said "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it". Edited by zootownjeepguy - 01 May 2011 at 5:01pm
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acwdwcman Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 16 Oct 2010 Location: palmyra, il Points: 1075	Post Options Post Reply Quote acwdwcman Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 01 May 2011 at 5:11pm
	haha nice one
	wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow

Auntwayne Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 23 Apr 2011 Location: Edwardsville Il Points: 1589	Post Options Post Reply Quote Auntwayne Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 01 May 2011 at 9:29pm
	That is really good, just told my wife, she got it !!!