Just a little humor
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Topic: Just a little humor
Posted By: Darrell G (MN)
Subject: Just a little humor
Date Posted: 01 May 2011 at 10:20am
I know this doesn't pertain to farm equipment but I thought someone might enjoy this, I sure did
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
all right.... but I'll stick with my Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
speedometer reads 150 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer !
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something whips by him going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
passes the Moped at 200 mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks
in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 220 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?"
The old man whispers,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!"
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Replies:
Posted By: JoeO(CMO)
Date Posted: 01 May 2011 at 11:58am
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LOL! Good one!
...gotta watch the suspenders
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Posted By: R.W
Date Posted: 01 May 2011 at 11:59am
Good one!!!
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In Search Of: 1958 Allis Chalmers D17 Diesel serial #9643D
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Posted By: zootownjeepguy
Date Posted: 01 May 2011 at 4:59pm
I like that one. Here's another:
A couple was up half the night and couldn't sleep because the neighbors dog was barking outside. Finally, the blonde wife gets up and says "I can't take this anymore". She gets dressed and goes outside. A while later she comes back to bed and the dog is still out there barking. Her husband asks "What did you do?" She said "I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how THEY like it".
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Rich Salvaggio
'31 Allis Chalmers U 7143
'46 Willys CJ2A Farm Jeep
'48 Caterpillar D2
Antique Garden tractors
*Other rusty old junk comes & goes without notice
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Posted By: acwdwcman
Date Posted: 01 May 2011 at 5:11pm
haha nice one
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wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow
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Posted By: Auntwayne
Date Posted: 01 May 2011 at 9:29pm
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That is really good, just told my wife, she got it !!!
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