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shameless dude
Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 1:00am |
on the Saturday before I had to go to the hospital, we went to a Birthday party for an acquaintance. on the way there we saw ALOT of soybean fields with volunteer corn growing in them. several fields it was hard to tell if it was a bean field or a corn field! she asked who farms those fields and I told her. later while at the party the farmer that farmed the fields we saw with all the corn in the beans was there. they sat down across the table where we were sitting, and out of the blue she asked him if he had a john deere combine? he said yes, and she said she thought so, she said she could tell by all the volunteer corn growing in his bean fields! the whole table about fell out of their chairs laughing! cept him, he got up and moved away! LMAO!
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JC-WI
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: wisconsin Points: 33824 |
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Hey Shameless, that was prolly the best one I have heard lately... Given your ol la... yur ever luvin wife
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
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Kurt WI
Orange Level Access Joined: 19 Oct 2011 Location: Cascade WI Points: 3242 |
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That's great! Lol
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klinemar
Orange Level Joined: 14 Sep 2009 Location: Michigan Points: 8002 |
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And to think John Deere Combine owners around here used to call Gleaners "Silver Seeders" ! John Deere owners used to laugh when a Gleaner caught fire until the Deere's started burning and I don't know of too many that did not have an engine fire !
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Stan IL&TN
Orange Level Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: Elvis Land Points: 6730 |
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That brings back good and at the time bad memories of walking the bean rows cutting out the volunteer corn with dad. I believe the tool of choice was a sickle blade attached to a handle. You could help him out and offer to cut a few out for him?
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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13575 |
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Well,,Shameless,,,,I don't expect you is gonna be able to get some corn from thet dude, come harvest time,,,,,,LOL Tell Ms Dee,,she done good,,,,, |
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Wayne180d
Orange Level Joined: 08 Dec 2015 Location: Gilman, Il Points: 5928 |
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I thought STS on that green crap stood for straight through seeder. We got a big time JD operator here and they spend so much money spraying to kill corn in their beans also. He claims its the little nubbins on the end of the corn that is all that is out there growing.
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steve(ill)
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 81128 |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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JoeM(GA)
Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Cumming,GA Points: 4656 |
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LOL😂😂😂
I knew I loved that lady! |
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Jackson Cnty,GA Points: 6291 |
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Shameless, you tell her she did good!
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4881 |
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she's definitely a keeper
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Red Bank
Orange Level Access Joined: 18 Apr 2018 Location: Germanton NC Points: 1051 |
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I have picked up from reading his posts that Mrs Shameless had to be someone special but this just verifies it
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JohnCO
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Niwot Colo Points: 8992 |
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Lets face it, anyone who would marry Shameless has to be a special person, close to a saint in my book!
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"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer"
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tadams(OH)
Orange Level Access Joined: 17 Sep 2009 Location: Jeromesville, O Points: 10119 |
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Amen |
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Dave in PA
Orange Level Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: Mars/Wexford PA Points: 2627 |
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WELL STATED!!!!
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CTuckerNWIL
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: NW Illinois Points: 22823 |
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He must be one of them farmers that doesn't know how to slow down a bit when corn is running out the back. Many Green operators around here do the same thing.
I'm surprised he didn't leave the shindig all together. Some can't take any "constructive criticism" |
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orange200
Bronze Level Joined: 30 Jun 2015 Location: New Hampton IA Points: 53 |
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Now I want to meet Mrs. Shameless too!
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truckerfarmer
Orange Level Access Joined: 26 Jan 2013 Location: Watertown, SD Points: 3217 |
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If you ever get the chance to meet him, like many of us have, you will understand the man, the myth, the LEGEND! |
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Looking at the past to see the future.
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HD6GTOM
Orange Level Joined: 30 Nov 2009 Location: MADISON CO IA Points: 6627 |
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J D calls that double cropping, cuts down on several trips across the field. Heck you can save thousands of dollars buy not buying a planter, and all that wear and tear on the green paint.
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tadams(OH)
Orange Level Access Joined: 17 Sep 2009 Location: Jeromesville, O Points: 10119 |
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I always called them shucktash feilds, you had your corn and beans all together all you had to do is can it.
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CTuckerNWIL
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: NW Illinois Points: 22823 |
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Most of the STS operators around here pick their corn early. That way they can run the VT over it right away, have it all sprout like a cover crop and get frozen off before it gets too tall. Come spring, 90% of it has been killed off so it won't show up too bad in their beans .
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Lena 1935 WC12xxx, Willie 1951 CA6xx Dad bought new, 1954WD45 PS, 1960 D17 NF |
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darrel in ND
Orange Level Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Hebron, ND Points: 8633 |
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Have a similar story from today. I delivered chemical to my local dealer today, and one of my neighbors was there waiting for some of the stuff that I had on. I asked him what the one chemical that I wasn't familiar with was used for. He said that it was to get corn out of his soybeans. The south African that works for the chemical dealer asked him how corn got into his soybeans. I jumped right in and said that it was because he runs John Deere combines. Darrel
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shameless dude
Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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**high fives** Darrel!
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Sherman Farms
Orange Level Joined: 17 Sep 2009 Location: Centerburg, OH Points: 1620 |
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If all JOHN DEERE owners got GLEANERS we would have a surplus of grain that would cause the market to crash to record lows.
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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18821 |
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**high fives** **** go out to Mrs. Dee, Darrel and Sherman Farms!!
Some interesting tidbits I can throw at my buddy when we're talking combines again! |
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