a high fiver to my old lady....oooops....i mean my
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Topic: a high fiver to my old lady....oooops....i mean my
Posted By: shameless dude
Subject: a high fiver to my old lady....oooops....i mean my
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 1:00am
| on the Saturday before I had to go to the hospital, we went to a Birthday party for an acquaintance. on the way there we saw ALOT of soybean fields with volunteer corn growing in them. several fields it was hard to tell if it was a bean field or a corn field! she asked who farms those fields and I told her. later while at the party the farmer that farmed the fields we saw with all the corn in the beans was there. they sat down across the table where we were sitting, and out of the blue she asked him if he had a john deere combine? he said yes, and she said she thought so, she said she could tell by all the volunteer corn growing in his bean fields! the whole table about fell out of their chairs laughing! cept him, he got up and moved away! LMAO! |
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 1:14am
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Hey Shameless, that was prolly the best one I have heard lately...  Given your ol la... yur ever luvin wife  ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: Kurt WI
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 5:38am
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That's great! Lol ------------- WD D17D 170 190xt 190xtIII 200 7020 |
Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 6:16am
| And to think John Deere Combine owners around here used to call Gleaners "Silver Seeders" ! John Deere owners used to laugh when a Gleaner caught fire until the Deere's started burning and I don't know of too many that did not have an engine fire ! |
Posted By: Stan IL&TN
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 7:19am
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That brings back good and at the time bad memories of walking the bean rows cutting out the volunteer corn with dad. I believe the tool of choice was a sickle blade attached to a handle. You could help him out and offer to cut a few out for him? ------------- 1957 WD45 dad's first AC 1968 one-seventy 1956 F40 Ferguson |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 7:19am
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Well,,Shameless,,,,I don't expect you is gonna be able to get some corn from thet dude, come harvest time,,,,,,LOL Tell Ms Dee,,she done good,,,,, 
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Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 7:26am
| I thought STS on that green crap stood for straight through seeder. We got a big time JD operator here and they spend so much money spraying to kill corn in their beans also. He claims its the little nubbins on the end of the corn that is all that is out there growing. |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 7:28am
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NOW THATS FUNNY !! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: JoeM(GA)
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 7:49am
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LOL😂😂😂 I knew I loved that lady! ------------- Allis Express North Georgia 41 WC,48 UC Cane,7-G's, Ford 345C TLB |
Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 8:37am
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Shameless, you tell her she did good! ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 9:40am
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she's definitely a keeper ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Red Bank
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 10:16am
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I have picked up from reading his posts that Mrs Shameless had to be someone special but this just verifies it
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Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 11:46am
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Lets face it, anyone who would marry Shameless has to be a special person, close to a saint in my book! ------------- "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" Allis Express participant |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 2:30pm
Amen |
JohnCO wrote:Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 3:44pm
WELL STATED!!!!
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Posted By: CTuckerNWIL
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 5:14pm
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He must be one of them farmers that doesn't know how to slow down a bit when corn is running out the back. Many Green operators around here do the same thing. I'm surprised he didn't leave the shindig all together. Some can't take any "constructive criticism" ------------- http://www.ae-ta.com" rel="nofollow - http://www.ae-ta.com Lena 1935 WC12xxx, Willie 1951 CA6xx Dad bought new, 1954WD45 PS, 1960 D17 NF |
Posted By: orange200
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 5:54pm
| Now I want to meet Mrs. Shameless too! |
Posted By: truckerfarmer
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 9:41pm
If you ever get the chance to meet him, like many of us have, you will understand the man, the myth, the LEGEND! ------------- Looking at the past to see the future. '53 WD, '53 WD45, WD snap coupler field cultivator, #53 plow,'53 HD5B dozer Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it! |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2018 at 10:01pm
| J D calls that double cropping, cuts down on several trips across the field. Heck you can save thousands of dollars buy not buying a planter, and all that wear and tear on the green paint. |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2018 at 2:36pm
| I always called them shucktash feilds, you had your corn and beans all together all you had to do is can it. |
Posted By: CTuckerNWIL
Date Posted: 21 Jun 2018 at 6:45pm
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Most of the STS operators around here pick their corn early. That way they can run the VT over it right away, have it all sprout like a cover crop and get frozen off before it gets too tall. Come spring, 90% of it has been killed off so it won't show up too bad in their beans . ------------- http://www.ae-ta.com" rel="nofollow - http://www.ae-ta.com Lena 1935 WC12xxx, Willie 1951 CA6xx Dad bought new, 1954WD45 PS, 1960 D17 NF |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2018 at 8:28pm
| Have a similar story from today. I delivered chemical to my local dealer today, and one of my neighbors was there waiting for some of the stuff that I had on. I asked him what the one chemical that I wasn't familiar with was used for. He said that it was to get corn out of his soybeans. The south African that works for the chemical dealer asked him how corn got into his soybeans. I jumped right in and said that it was because he runs John Deere combines. Darrel |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2018 at 1:59am
| **high fives** Darrel! |
Posted By: Sherman Farms
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2018 at 2:29am
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If all JOHN DEERE owners got GLEANERS we would have a surplus of grain that would cause the market to crash to record lows. ------------- B, C, RC, 3 wc,2 wd,3 wd45, d15, d17, d19, d21, 190, 440, 7040, 918 backhoe, 12 roto balers, 7 60 combines, 40, 66,2 72,90 super, sp100, Gleaner E, F3, 3 L2, R62, and much more |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2018 at 11:21pm
**high fives** ** ** go out to Mrs. Dee, Darrel and Sherman Farms!!Some interesting tidbits I can throw at my buddy when we're talking combines again! ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |