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Kiwi
Silver Level Joined: 23 Jan 2018 Location: New zealand Points: 371 |
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Posted: 23 Oct 2021 at 2:15am |
a young boy was obsessed with farming machinery, he built models ,he drew them and spent all his free time at his local farm just looking at combines and hay balers.
as he aged, his interest in farm machinery slowiy disappeared, and by the time he was married with kids, he'd completely forgotten his love for it . one night as he was going to bed he realised he could smell smoke coming from the children's bedroom . He rushed to the doorway to see that a candle had fallen off the bedside table and the rug was ablaze. His children were trapped on the outher side of the room with no escape. Smoke was filling the room and the children were coughing and panicking. He knew he had to act. Quick as a flash he took a long, deep breath and inhaled all of the smoke . He then opened the window and blew all of the smoke out of his lungs and into the air . He had saved his house and family. His wife, who had arrived with a bucket of water asked her husband: "Honey how did you manage to suck all that smoke from the room?" "I'm an ex-tractor fan"
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ac hunter
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jan 2011 Location: OHIO Points: 948 |
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That's a good one. Another advantage of the old farm machinery hobby. Keep them coming.
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Ted J
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Good one, but kind of a groaner.
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Gary (sw Wis.)
Bronze Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: S.W. Wis. Points: 190 |
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A farmer was driving his tractor along the road with a
trailer full of fertilizer. A boy saw the farmer and yelled what in the trailer? Manure the farmer answered. What are you going to do with it the young boy asked? I'm going to put it on my pumpkins. The young boy relied, You should come to our house for
supper we put Ice Cream on our pumpkin
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klinemar
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An Old German neighbor of mine used to come and get what he called RRRROTTEN Manure for his garden. He always said "Most people like sugar on their Strawberries, I like Manure on mine"!
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Clay
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Edited by Clay - 27 Oct 2021 at 10:36am |
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Bronze Level Joined: 22 Apr 2021 Location: SE Missouri Points: 42 |
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Clay-- that kid knew my Dad!!
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