a funny for the week
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Topic: a funny for the week
Posted By: Kiwi
Subject: a funny for the week
Date Posted: 23 Oct 2021 at 2:15am
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a young boy was obsessed with farming machinery, he built models ,he drew them and spent all his free time at his local farm just looking at combines and hay balers. as he aged, his interest in farm machinery slowiy disappeared, and by the time he was married with kids, he'd completely forgotten his love for it . one night as he was going to bed he realised he could smell smoke coming from the children's bedroom . He rushed to the doorway to see that a candle had fallen off the bedside table and the rug was ablaze. His children were trapped on the outher side of the room with no escape. Smoke was filling the room and the children were coughing and panicking. He knew he had to act. Quick as a flash he took a long, deep breath and inhaled all of the smoke . He then opened the window and blew all of the smoke out of his lungs and into the air . He had saved his house and family. His wife, who had arrived with a bucket of water asked her husband: "Honey how did you manage to suck all that smoke from the room?" "I'm an ex-tractor fan" ------------- Tractors Allis EB,two C,diesel G |
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Posted By: ac hunter
Date Posted: 23 Oct 2021 at 7:59am
| That's a good one. Another advantage of the old farm machinery hobby. Keep them coming. |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 23 Oct 2021 at 3:38pm
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Good one, but kind of a groaner. ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: Gary (sw Wis.)
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2021 at 5:15pm
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A farmer was driving his tractor along the road with a
trailer full of fertilizer. A boy saw the farmer and yelled what in the trailer? Manure the farmer answered. What are you going to do with it the young boy asked? I'm going to put it on my pumpkins. The young boy relied, You should come to our house for
supper we put Ice Cream on our pumpkin
pie. ------------- 190XT - D17 - D14 - WD45 w/loader - WD - (2)B110 - 616H - 610 - B-208 - WD with 190 Mounted Corn Picker - All Crop 60 |
Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 25 Oct 2021 at 5:26pm
| An Old German neighbor of mine used to come and get what he called RRRROTTEN Manure for his garden. He always said "Most people like sugar on their Strawberries, I like Manure on mine"! |
Posted By: Clay
Date Posted: 27 Oct 2021 at 10:35am
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Posted By: JLS retired
Date Posted: 28 Oct 2021 at 3:48pm
| Clay-- that kid knew my Dad!! |