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   Sven and Ole worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office togedder.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter".

The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter...and it was classified as a skilled job, So, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

When Ole found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor." 

"Vat skill? yelled Ole. "I sew da elastic on da panties.
Sven puts dem over his head and says, "Yah, --- DIESEL FITTER".

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orangereborn Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: NW WI Points: 1451	Post Options Post Reply Quote orangereborn Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Unemployment Compensation Posted: 06 May 2011 at 8:43pm
	Sven and Ole worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office togedder. Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment compensation. Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter". The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter...and it was classified as a skilled job, So, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation. When Ole found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits. The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor." "Vat skill? yelled Ole. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Sven puts dem over his head and says, "Yah, --- DIESEL FITTER".

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Tedin NE-OH Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Silver Level Joined: 30 Mar 2011 Location: OH Points: 177	Post Options Post Reply Quote Tedin NE-OH Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 06 May 2011 at 8:50pm
	Ho, Ho That is a good one.

John (C-IL) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Illinois Points: 1654	Post Options Post Reply Quote John (C-IL) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 May 2011 at 7:06am
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	Good one! Try this one: A Blonde woman left her car out in a hailstorm. The whole car was covered with dents. She took it to a body shop and they gave her an estimate of $1800 to repair all the damage. She told them that she couldn't afford that and got really snotty about it so the guys at the shop thought they'd have some fun at her expense. They told her to park the car out in the sun on a really hot day and when the car got so hot that she couldn't hold her hand on it she should blow really hard in the tailpipe and the dents would all pop out. She had the car out in the sun for a few hours and when her blonde neighbor saw her blowing in the tailpipe she yelled "what are you doing!?" The blonde yelled back "Trying to blow the dents out of my car!" The neighbor replied back "Are you stupid? You have to Roll the Windows up first!"
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Okiejohn Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Silver Level Joined: 18 Apr 2011 Location: Orlando, OK Points: 99	Post Options Post Reply Quote Okiejohn Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 May 2011 at 8:18pm
	Both good ones! LMAO!
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