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Topic: Unemployment Compensation

Posted By: orangereborn
Subject: Unemployment Compensation
Date Posted: 06 May 2011 at 8:43pm

Sven and Ole worked together in a Minnesota factory....and both were laid off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office togedder.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto da ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter".

The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter...and it was classified as a skilled job, So, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

When Ole found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel Fitters are skilled labor."

"Vat skill? yelled Ole. "I sew da elastic on da panties.
Sven puts dem over his head and says, "Yah, --- DIESEL FITTER".

Replies:

Posted By: Tedin NE-OH
Date Posted: 06 May 2011 at 8:50pm

Ho, Ho That is a good one.

Posted By: John (C-IL)
Date Posted: 07 May 2011 at 7:06am

Muffled chuckle!

Posted By: zootownjeepguy
Date Posted: 07 May 2011 at 5:57pm

Good one!

Try this one:

A Blonde woman left her car out in a hailstorm. The whole car was covered with dents. She took it to a body shop and they gave her an estimate of $1800 to repair all the damage. She told them that she couldn't afford that and got really snotty about it so the guys at the shop thought they'd have some fun at her expense. They told her to park the car out in the sun on a really hot day and when the car got so hot that she couldn't hold her hand on it she should blow really hard in the tailpipe and the dents would all pop out. She had the car out in the sun for a few hours and when her blonde neighbor saw her blowing in the tailpipe she yelled "what are you doing!?" The blonde yelled back "Trying to blow the dents out of my car!" The neighbor replied back "Are you stupid? You have to Roll the Windows up first!"

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Rich Salvaggio
'31 Allis Chalmers U 7143
'46 Willys CJ2A Farm Jeep
'48 Caterpillar D2
Antique Garden tractors
*Other rusty old junk comes & goes without notice

Posted By: Okiejohn
Date Posted: 07 May 2011 at 8:18pm

Both good ones! LMAO!

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