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DiyDave 
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 Topic: A pun this bad...
Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 7:31pm |
Begs to be shared:
I was at the dollar store, today (actually it's now the $1.25, thanks, Brandon), got me a wig fer $1.25! It was a small price toupee... 
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plummerscarin
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Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 8:45pm |
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Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 9:20pm |
Yeah well no matter how many lies Pinocchio told, his nose would never grow to 12" as it would then be a foot.
Just teasing my granddaughters with that one recently.
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 9:29pm |
OUCH !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Tbone95
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Posted: 22 Aug 2022 at 6:56am |
Man. 
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LouSWPA
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Posted: 22 Aug 2022 at 9:36am |
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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dr p
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Posted: 26 Aug 2022 at 7:14pm |
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My neighbor is a flasher. He is getting older and thinking about retirement. He spent the week considering his options and decided to stick it out for a couple more years
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DiyDave
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Posted: 26 Aug 2022 at 8:17pm |
Stopped at a mom and pop diner, special of the day was curried french fries and then peas...
Curry on my wayward spud, they'll be peas when you are done...
Edited by DiyDave - 26 Aug 2022 at 8:18pm
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Posted: 26 Aug 2022 at 8:24pm |
Why can't you trust an atom?
They make up everything.
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 5:49am |
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Once there was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
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plummerscarin
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Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 6:21am |
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Where did the king keep his armies
In his sleevies
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GSTROM99
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Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 11:07am |
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This morning I saw one of my neighbors talking to her cat. It was
obvious she thought her cat understood her and was obviously a lunatic. I
came into my house, told my dog–we laughed our butts off...!
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plummerscarin
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Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 5:29pm |
 [LOL Even my accountant and her dog loved that one.
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FloydKS
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Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 10:44pm |
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Why is it not possible for the nose of Pinocchio to be twelve inches long... ... .. cause then it would be a foot...
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Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die
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Posted: 28 Aug 2022 at 12:06pm |
Was at an old record store looking through their 45s. Found one called "Sounds of the Wasp". Sounded interesting so I bought it. Played it last night and it did have buzzing noises but didn't sound like a wasp. Looked at the label and realized I was playing the bee side.
Edited by iowallis - 28 Aug 2022 at 4:19pm
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DiyDave
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Posted: 04 Sep 2022 at 5:21pm |
View it today, the link is for today's comic...
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Posted: 08 Sep 2022 at 7:28pm |
What did the "0" sat to the "8"?
"Hey, Nice belt"!
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Posted: 09 Sep 2022 at 6:36am |
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be baygulls.....
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Darrell G (MN)
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Posted: 09 Sep 2022 at 8:26am |
Would you eat at someone's house who cooked carrots and peas in the same pot.
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Tbone95 wrote:
