A pun this bad...
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Topic: A pun this bad...
Posted By: DiyDave
Subject: A pun this bad...
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 7:31pm
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Begs to be shared: I was at the dollar store, today (actually it's now the $1.25, thanks, Brandon), got me a wig fer $1.25! It was a small price toupee...  Groan at will! ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
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Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 8:45pm
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Posted By: Codger
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 9:20pm
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Yeah well no matter how many lies Pinocchio told, his nose would never grow to 12" as it would then be a foot. Just teasing my granddaughters with that one recently.
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2022 at 9:29pm
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OUCH !! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 22 Aug 2022 at 6:56am
Man. 
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Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 22 Aug 2022 at 9:36am
------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Tbone95 wrote:
Posted By: dr p
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2022 at 7:14pm
| My neighbor is a flasher. He is getting older and thinking about retirement. He spent the week considering his options and decided to stick it out for a couple more years |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2022 at 8:17pm
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Stopped at a mom and pop diner, special of the day was curried french fries and then peas... Curry on my wayward spud, they'll be peas when you are done... https://youtu.be/P5ZJui3aPoQ" rel="nofollow - https://youtu.be/P5ZJui3aPoQ ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: Codger
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2022 at 8:24pm
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Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything.
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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 5:49am
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Once there was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids. |
Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 6:21am
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Where did the king keep his armies In his sleevies |
Posted By: GSTROM99
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 11:07am
| This morning I saw one of my neighbors talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her and was obviously a lunatic. I came into my house, told my dog–we laughed our butts off...! |
Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 5:29pm
 [LOLEven my accountant and her dog loved that one. |
Posted By: FloydKS
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2022 at 10:44pm
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Why is it not possible for the nose of Pinocchio to be twelve inches long... ... .. cause then it would be a foot... ------------- Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die |
Posted By: iowallis
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2022 at 12:06pm
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Was at an old record store looking through their 45s. Found one called "Sounds of the Wasp". Sounded interesting so I bought it. Played it last night and it did have buzzing noises but didn't sound like a wasp. Looked at the label and realized I was playing the bee side. |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 04 Sep 2022 at 5:21pm
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View it today, the link is for today's comic... https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine" rel="nofollow - https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine ------------- Source: Babylon Bee. Sponsored by BRAWNDO, its got what you need! |
Posted By: Codger
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2022 at 7:28pm
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What did the "0" sat to the "8"? "Hey, Nice belt"!
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Posted By: Codger
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2022 at 6:36am
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be baygulls.....
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Posted By: Darrell G (MN)
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2022 at 8:26am
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Would you eat at someone's house who cooked carrots and peas in the same pot. |