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    Posted: 15 Apr 2020 at 6:21am
I told a couple quarantine jokes but nobody laughed. I guess it’s because they were inside jokes.
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LOL
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Couldn't resist.
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Originally posted by chaskaduo chaskaduo wrote:


Couldn't resist.

Makes me want to wash my eyes out with carb cleaner.
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that's funny right thar!
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Thad an Chask, thems funny...
Wanted to say.... inside of WHAT? the outhouse...? Then I seen the mooch aaaargh!
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It`d  be funnier if it wasn`t so true.
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Well since I’ve been under quarantine here in Kansas I’ve been able to finish 4 books. That might not sound like a big deal to u guys but that’s a lot of coloring.
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Originally posted by Kansas99 Kansas99 wrote:

Well since I’ve been under quarantine here in Kansas I’ve been able to finish 4 books. That might not sound like a big deal to u guys but that’s a lot of coloring.
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LOLLOLLOL
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Need more crayons? Promise not to eat them if I send  box to you....
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Originally posted by JC(WI) JC(WI) wrote:

Need more crayons? Promise not to eat them if I send  box to you....


Damn I started with a box of 64 but it took forever on the first two books so when I got the munchies I was down to black and yellow. Those last two novels didn’t take no time at all. I’m kinda what you call a speed reader now.
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So Kansas, all I needs to send you is just one black Sharpie?
 on the plus side, you can sign 'em just like the prez...  LOL
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/police-department-issues-final-warning-to-maryland-residents-and-orders-them-to-wear-pants-while-checking-their-mailboxes/ar-BB12J6oD?ocid=spartandhp


I know we have a few on here from Maryland....ya wanna fess up?


Edited by LouSWPA - 16 Apr 2020 at 11:26pm
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be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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Damn, obviously it was me Lou, however now I'm thinking about moving to Maryland.Big smile
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I’m good to leave quarantine now.

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Yep, I think you're covered
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Sorry,  He doesn't have his face covered...
He might be able to just drop a whole clear plastic bag over the whole works, that should do it.
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LOLLOL
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needs a flashing red light on top....oh, and maybe a miniature receiver/transmit, satellite dish
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I thoughts ya caught me...til I seen it was in MD! whew!
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Shammer's they'd call the MEN IN BLACK if it was you. Wink
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I never in my life planned on being able to go into a bank wearing a mask and asking for money!
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Originally posted by Kansas99 Kansas99 wrote:
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 Great one,,Kansas,,,,
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