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Hubert (Ga)engine7 
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Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 3:59pm |
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Since our Canadian friends left the freezer door open too long that cold air has gotten all the way down to Florida and the iguanas are freezing up and falling out of the trees. I don't think I would want to get hit by a big half-frozen lizard.
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 5:10pm |
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DiyDave
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Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 5:28pm |
There once was a girl from Tijuana
Who loved to smoke marijuana
But once she was high
She would whimper and cry
Until I let her pet my iguana...
And that there is the sum total of my knowledge on this topic...  |
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NDBirdman
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Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 6:10pm |
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Didn't I see a show sometime back where they hunted those thangs then BBQ'd them? Sounds like an easy opportunity to fill the freezer.
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Walker
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Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 6:11pm |
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You get sort of a pop sound and basically the same results when you shoot them with a pellet gun.
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Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 8:45pm |
[QUOTE=NDBirdman]Didn't I see a show sometime back where they hunted those thangs then BBQ'd them?
Just read an article tonight a South American immigrant in Florida was doing just that and gathering them up and throwing them in the back seat of his car. Problem is he had the car heater on and once they warmed up they started running around in the car causing an accident  |
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 8:57pm |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !
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Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 9:00pm |
wife heard falling iguanas and figured , hmm..must be a real bad hurricane to do that... ..she also figures I have 4 too many tractors 
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Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 2:18am |
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Sounds like something Red Green would do but I'm sure he would have a good iguana recipe. Or that other guy that does that dutch oven cooking show. I did see them eating lizards on that show Naked and Afraid. I think that ones on AMC!
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Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 9:09am |
I seen a Bizarre Foods episode with Andrew Zimmern once were a woman from South America cooked one up for him. Yeah he was not at all impressed. 
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Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 4:29pm |
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I ate one in jungle survival school in Panama in1970. I was hungry and it tasted damn good! Nothing like living off the land literally.
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Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 6:28pm |
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Far as I'm concerned, they are just snakes with legs. The only time I could envision myself with a golf club.
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Posted: 25 Jan 2020 at 7:50pm |
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Right handed or left JW? How would you hit the females? I heard they don't have ba,,,,,aw never mind.
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