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Thad in AR. 
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 Topic: Christmas lights and Epstein
Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 11:48am |
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What do Christmas lights and Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang them selves.
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 11:55am |
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I bought a Bernie Sanders mask. When kids came by to trick or treat I stole their candy and gave it to kids to lazy to trick or treat.
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Bull
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 12:33pm |
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That is pretty good Thad. The best humor is based upon truth.
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 12:41pm |
NOW THATS FUNNY !!! Got any Hellery or Pokey jokes ?
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 1:50pm |
 steve(ill) wrote:
NOW THATS FUNNY !!! Got any Hellery or Pokey jokes ? |
What did Bill say to Hillary after sex? I’ll be home in 20 minutes. The CDC says if you know anything about the Clintons there is an 854% chance you’ll commit suicide.
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tadams(OH)
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 1:54pm |
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Just remember, Bill, said I didn't have sex with that girl
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 2:12pm |
tadams(OH) wrote:
Just remember, Bill, said I didn't have sex with that girl |
Yes but he was talking about Hillary😂
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 4:57pm |
NOW THAT IS FUNNY !! I will be home in 20 minutes... 
Edited by steve(ill) - 01 Nov 2019 at 4:57pm
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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DiyDave
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 6:04pm |
steve(ill) wrote:
NOW THAT IS FUNNY !! I will be home in 20 minutes... |
Depends on what the definition of is is... 
That reminds me of one...
What does shrillery's pu$$y taste like?
Depends
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festus51
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 7:41pm |
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OH my god!!!! Depends!!!!
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Clay
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Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 8:21pm |
Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because Hillary is her mother and Janet Reno is her father.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 02 Nov 2019 at 2:56am |
Chit,,,all these hillary jokes makes me want to pull up my pants and go home,,,,,
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Grayray
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Posted: 02 Nov 2019 at 6:40am |
I'll be home in 20 minutes? Ahhh come one. The White house isn't that big. It can't take 20 minutes to walk from the oval office to his bedroom.
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