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Topic: Christmas lights and Epstein
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: Christmas lights and Epstein
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 11:48am
What do Christmas lights and Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang them selves.



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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 11:55am
I bought a Bernie Sanders mask. When kids came by to trick or treat I stole their candy and gave it to kids to lazy to trick or treat.


Posted By: Bull
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 12:33pm
That is pretty good Thad. The best humor is based upon truth.

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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 12:41pm
NOW THATS FUNNY !!!
 
Got any Hellery or Pokey jokes ?


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Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 1:50pm
Originally posted by steve(ill) steve(ill) wrote:


NOW THATS FUNNY !!!
 
Got any Hellery or Pokey jokes ?

What did Bill say to Hillary after sex?

I’ll be home in 20 minutes.


The CDC says if you know anything about the Clintons there is an 854% chance you’ll commit suicide.


Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 1:54pm
Just remember, Bill, said I didn't have sex with that girl


Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 2:12pm
Originally posted by tadams(OH) tadams(OH) wrote:

Just remember, Bill, said I didn't have sex with that girl

Yes but he was talking about Hillary😂


Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 4:57pm
NOW THAT IS FUNNY !!
 
 
I will be home in 20 minutes...LOL


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Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 6:04pm
Originally posted by steve(ill) steve(ill) wrote:

NOW THAT IS FUNNY !!
 
 
I will be home in 20 minutes...LOL

Depends on what the definition of is is...Wink

That reminds me of one...

What does shrillery's pu$$y taste like?
















DependsWink


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Posted By: festus51
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 7:41pm
OH my god!!!!   Depends!!!!

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Posted By: Clay
Date Posted: 01 Nov 2019 at 8:21pm
Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?

Because Hillary is her mother and Janet Reno is her father.


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 02 Nov 2019 at 2:56am

 Chit,,,all these hillary jokes makes me want to pull up my pants and go home,,,,,LOL


Posted By: Grayray
Date Posted: 02 Nov 2019 at 6:40am
I'll be home in 20 minutes?  Ahhh come one.  The White house isn't that big.  It can't take 20 minutes to walk from the oval office to his bedroom.  Wink



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