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TimNearFortWorth 
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 Topic: Bumper Sticker, Made Me Chuckle
Posted: 18 May 2018 at 12:57pm |
Run into town yesterday, in the "clown car" as cheaper than running the 6.0 HD for errands and watched everyone jockeying with lane changes cutting each other off as lunch time. Came up behind a Dodge diesel with a bumper sticker that made me look twice; "Proud Parent of a Great Kid who is sometimes an A$$hole, and that's OK".
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FloydKS
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Posted: 18 May 2018 at 12:59pm |
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Most of us can say, or maybe should say, that we have been in that category once in a while :)
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thendrix
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Posted: 18 May 2018 at 1:58pm |
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Once in a while? My wife would say mine's most of the while
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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shameless dude
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Posted: 18 May 2018 at 3:46pm |
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my old lady....ooops....I mean the loving wife has her sticker that says: (sometimes I just want to be a missing person) and I have a couple that say: (I pray that GOD isn't to picky)&(go braless, it'll help pull the wrinkles out of your face)!
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Walker
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Posted: 18 May 2018 at 7:24pm |
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I like the My horn don't work watch for finger ones.
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LouSWPA
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Posted: 18 May 2018 at 8:01pm |
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wellllll.........I been on both sides of that fence!
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Alberta Phil
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Posted: 18 May 2018 at 8:04pm |
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My favorite was on the back of a pickup with a driver wearin' a big cowboy hat. It said, "I'm not really a cowboy, I just found the hat".
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JohnCO
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Posted: 18 May 2018 at 10:16pm |
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My former neighbor had an old, like early 50's, Dodge pickup. Sticker said "Ball a cowboy, we need more of them"
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shameless dude
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Posted: 18 May 2018 at 10:21pm |
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also my license plate holder says (forget the bull, ride a cowboy)!
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thendrix
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Posted: 19 May 2018 at 7:49am |
 shameless dude wrote:
also my license plate holder says (forget the bull, ride a cowboy)! |
The only problem with that is most bull riders are men 
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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DMiller
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Posted: 19 May 2018 at 8:20am |
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And most of them old bull riders are so broken down the gal HAS to be the one on top!!! Giddee Up lil Doggee!!
Edited by DMiller - 19 May 2018 at 8:20am
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shameless dude
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Posted: 19 May 2018 at 1:04pm |
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what's wrong with that Miller? at least they can't say they was raped! LOL
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Posted: 19 May 2018 at 1:14pm |
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Having a little trouble seeing the problem there myself
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Ted J
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Posted: 20 May 2018 at 12:16pm |
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I like the one I put on my ex's car,,,,,,it read,,,,
Her other vehicle is a broom
I put it on one day while she was at work....hehehe She never knew.
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john(MI)
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Posted: 20 May 2018 at 12:49pm |
Seen on the back of a rig:
Pass on left
Today is leg check day
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Dipstick In
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Posted: 20 May 2018 at 11:21pm |
I bought my one grandson a plate that said,,,,,,
"Oh Lord, let me the kind of person my dog thinks I am''
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You don't really have to be smart if you know who is!
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shameless dude
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Posted: 20 May 2018 at 11:24pm |
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THAT'S what I need to do....buy a bumper sticker making machine and....hehehehehe!
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Pat the Plumber CIL
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Posted: 21 May 2018 at 7:08am |
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Where I used to work they had a septic tank truck with a bumper sticker that said " Don't tailgate or I will flush "
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