Bumper Sticker, Made Me Chuckle
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Topic: Bumper Sticker, Made Me Chuckle
Posted By: TimNearFortWorth
Subject: Bumper Sticker, Made Me Chuckle
Date Posted: 18 May 2018 at 12:57pm
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Run into town yesterday, in the "clown car" as cheaper than running the 6.0 HD for errands and watched everyone jockeying with lane changes cutting each other off as lunch time. Came up behind a Dodge diesel with a bumper sticker that made me look twice; "Proud Parent of a Great Kid who is sometimes an A$$hole, and that's OK".
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Posted By: FloydKS
Date Posted: 18 May 2018 at 12:59pm
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Most of us can say, or maybe should say, that we have been in that category once in a while :) ------------- Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 18 May 2018 at 1:58pm
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Once in a while? My wife would say mine's most of the while ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 18 May 2018 at 3:46pm
| my old lady....ooops....I mean the loving wife has her sticker that says: (sometimes I just want to be a missing person) and I have a couple that say: (I pray that GOD isn't to picky)&(go braless, it'll help pull the wrinkles out of your face)! |
Posted By: Walker
Date Posted: 18 May 2018 at 7:24pm
| I like the My horn don't work watch for finger ones. |
Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 18 May 2018 at 8:01pm
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wellllll.........I been on both sides of that fence! ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 18 May 2018 at 8:04pm
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My favorite was on the back of a pickup with a driver wearin' a big cowboy hat. It said, "I'm not really a cowboy, I just found the hat". |
Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 18 May 2018 at 10:16pm
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My former neighbor had an old, like early 50's, Dodge pickup. Sticker said "Ball a cowboy, we need more of them" ------------- "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" Allis Express participant |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 18 May 2018 at 10:21pm
| also my license plate holder says (forget the bull, ride a cowboy)! |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 19 May 2018 at 7:49am
The only problem with that is most bull riders are men  ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
shameless dude wrote:Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 19 May 2018 at 8:20am
| And most of them old bull riders are so broken down the gal HAS to be the one on top!!! Giddee Up lil Doggee!! |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 19 May 2018 at 1:04pm
| what's wrong with that Miller? at least they can't say they was raped! LOL |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 19 May 2018 at 1:14pm
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Having a little trouble seeing the problem there myself ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 20 May 2018 at 12:16pm
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I like the one I put on my ex's car,,,,,,it read,,,, Her other vehicle is a broom I put it on one day while she was at work....hehehe She never knew. ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: john(MI)
Date Posted: 20 May 2018 at 12:49pm
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Seen on the back of a rig: Pass on left Today is leg check day ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |
Posted By: Dipstick In
Date Posted: 20 May 2018 at 11:21pm
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I bought my one grandson a plate that said,,,,,, "Oh Lord, let me the kind of person my dog thinks I am'' ------------- You don't really have to be smart if you know who is! |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 20 May 2018 at 11:24pm
| THAT'S what I need to do....buy a bumper sticker making machine and....hehehehehe! |
Posted By: Pat the Plumber CIL
Date Posted: 21 May 2018 at 7:08am
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Where I used to work they had a septic tank truck with a bumper sticker that said " Don't tailgate or I will flush " ------------- You only need to know 3 things to be a plumber;Crap rolls down hill,Hot is on the left and Don't bite your fingernails 1964 D-17 SIV 3 Pt.WF,1964 D-15 Ser II 3pt.WF ,1960 D-17 SI NF,1956 WD 45 WF. |