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Coke-in-MN
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Afton MN Points: 41485 |
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Posted: 15 Jan 2024 at 10:20pm |
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.
Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.' The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?' Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.' |
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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4839 |
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that's a good one
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steve(ill)
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 80373 |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13528 |
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Well,,I sure was not waiting for that one,,,,
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tadams(OH)
Orange Level Access Joined: 17 Sep 2009 Location: Jeromesville, O Points: 10038 |
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Good one , wonder what the banker thought then
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sparky
Orange Level Access Joined: 13 May 2011 Location: So. Indiana Points: 1531 |
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I don’t know what the banker thought but if I were him I’d be looking for a hired hand myself.
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It's the color tractor my grandpa had!
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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18789 |
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HaHaHa,,,,,,,,never saw that one coming!!
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