Hired hand (H)
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Topic: Hired hand (H)
Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: Hired hand (H)
Date Posted: 15 Jan 2024 at 10:20pm
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.' The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?' Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.' ------------- Faith isn't a jump in the dark. It is a walk in the light. Faith is not guessing; it is knowing something. "Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." |
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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 12:01am
 that's a good one------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 8:14am
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NOW THATS FUNNY ! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 8:18am
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Well,,I sure was not waiting for that one,,,,
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Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 12:14pm
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Good one , wonder what the banker thought then |
Posted By: sparky
Date Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 12:30pm
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I don’t know what the banker thought but if I were him I’d be looking for a hired hand myself. ------------- It's the color tractor my grandpa had! |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2024 at 9:46pm
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HaHaHa,,,,,,,,never saw that one coming!! ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |