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Bob D. (La) 
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 Topic: The Dead Cow Lecture LOL
Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 6:11pm |
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THE DEAD COW LECTURE
First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
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When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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Pat the Plumber CIL
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Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 7:41pm |
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Thanks Bob, needed that
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You only need to know 3 things to be a plumber;Crap rolls down hill,Hot is on the left and Don't bite your fingernails
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DMiller
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Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 8:04pm |
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LOL!!!!
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 8:10pm |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 9:10pm |
 Bob D. (La) wrote:
THE DEAD COW LECTURE
First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
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Dang, dang, dang,,,,Bob,,,,glad I didn't go to that guy's class,,,, 
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shameless dude
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Posted: 28 Sep 2018 at 1:19am |
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I prolly would have fallen for it...just adding that to a hang over I guess! lol
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tadams(OH)
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Posted: 28 Sep 2018 at 2:43pm |
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As he said pay attention
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