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Topic: The Dead Cow Lecture LOL

Posted By: Bob D. (La)
Subject: The Dead Cow Lecture LOL
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 6:11pm

THE DEAD COW LECTURE

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

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Posted By: Pat the Plumber CIL
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 7:41pm

Thanks Bob, needed that

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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 8:04pm

LOL!!!!

Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 8:10pm

NOW THATS FUNNY !!

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Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 27 Sep 2018 at 9:10pm

Bob D. (La) wrote:

THE DEAD COW LECTURE

First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

Dang, dang, dang,,,,Bob,,,,glad I didn't go to that guy's class,,,, LOL

Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 28 Sep 2018 at 1:19am

I prolly would have fallen for it...just adding that to a hang over I guess! lol

Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 28 Sep 2018 at 2:43pm

As he said pay attention