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Dave in PA 
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 Topic: Shameless would be,,,
Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 3:04pm |
Very proud of me! LOL The wife and I stopped at TSC today for a few things. She was outside looking at the sidewalk stuff they had out. I went in the store, and looked at a table in there. Then came the "bubble"! It was not good, just then a store clerk walked over in range, tears in her eyes, walked away holding her nose. Well, I was in tears myself by now. So the wife walks in, gives me that LOOK, and just walks away. I am still having a good time with this, then she asked, "did you chit yourself", so I just did a small reach/pat/touch thing to my backside, and said in a somewhat low voice JUST A FART! She went to the other side of the store, until I checked out!!!
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 5:44pm |
Adda boy Dave. I'd a told the clerk there's a low flying duck in here. 
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desertjoe
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Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 8:52pm |
Dang,,,Dave,,,,ole Shameless is gonna be soooooooo envious,,,,he,,,,he,,gonna want to know exactly what you had for supper,,,,,,, 
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JC-WI
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Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 9:32pm |
Dang, Dave, sounds like yev done that before... An ye never admitted to bein a Shameless type of a character be4 either... Now everyone knows...
DJ, Can ye imagine what it would be like if ol Shamers and Dave gots tagether...??? and started a fartin contest... Ooooiieeee..., gasmasks prolly would save ye...
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The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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shameless dude
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Posted: 08 Apr 2019 at 12:13am |
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i'm soooooooo proud of ya Dave! ya'll listen to him...you could learn something! good job!
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weiner
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Posted: 08 Apr 2019 at 7:36am |
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Wife won`t go in a store with me, I save them up just for her.
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Real heros wear dogtags, not capes.
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JohnCO
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Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 11:18am |
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I was in Costco last week, felt one coming on, quickly made it to an isle with no one in it, released and waited for it to dissipate a bit. just then a couple younger, good looking ladies come around the corner. I quickly made my way past them. Heard one say "What is that smell?" I kind of wish I would have had time to make it to the fertilizer isle, oh well.
Edited by JohnCO - 09 Apr 2019 at 11:20am
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 1:14pm |
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Never fails does it.
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Ted J
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Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 7:12pm |
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Dave vs Shameless,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,do you know which one loses??
Yep, the first one to chit his pants....good thing I'm not a bettin man!
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shameless dude
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Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 10:59pm |
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me thinks Dave and me could walks thru a building and "fog" it!
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 11:11pm |
If Shammers is having chili and taking his Lasik, Dave gets the edge.
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shameless dude
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Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 11:17pm |
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would always eat bacon/eggs/grapefruit/milk before church on Sundays, Mom made me sit in the balcony!
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