Shameless would be,,,
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Topic: Shameless would be,,,
Posted By: Dave in PA
Subject: Shameless would be,,,
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 3:04pm
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Very proud of me! LOL The wife and I stopped at TSC today for a few things. She was outside looking at the sidewalk stuff they had out. I went in the store, and looked at a table in there. Then came the "bubble"! It was not good, just then a store clerk walked over in range, tears in her eyes, walked away holding her nose. Well, I was in tears myself by now. So the wife walks in, gives me that LOOK, and just walks away. I am still having a good time with this, then she asked, "did you chit yourself", so I just did a small reach/pat/touch thing to my backside, and said in a somewhat low voice JUST A FART! She went to the other side of the store, until I checked out!!!
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 5:44pm
Adda boy Dave. I'd a told the clerk there's a low flying duck in here.  ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 8:52pm
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Dang,,,Dave,,,,ole Shameless is gonna be soooooooo envious,,,,he,,,,he,,gonna want to know exactly what you had for supper,,,,,,,
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2019 at 9:32pm
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Dang, Dave, sounds like yev done that before... An ye never admitted to bein a Shameless type of a character be4 either... Now everyone knows... DJ, Can ye imagine what it would be like if ol Shamers and Dave gots tagether...??? and started a fartin contest... Ooooiieeee..., gasmasks prolly would save ye... ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2019 at 12:13am
| i'm soooooooo proud of ya Dave! ya'll listen to him...you could learn something! good job! |
Posted By: weiner
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2019 at 7:36am
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Wife won`t go in a store with me, I save them up just for her. ------------- Real heros wear dogtags, not capes. |
Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 11:18am
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I was in Costco last week, felt one coming on, quickly made it to an isle with no one in it, released and waited for it to dissipate a bit. just then a couple younger, good looking ladies come around the corner. I quickly made my way past them. Heard one say "What is that smell?" I kind of wish I would have had time to make it to the fertilizer isle, oh well. ------------- "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" Allis Express participant |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 1:14pm
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Never fails does it. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 7:12pm
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Dave vs Shameless,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,do you know which one loses?? Yep, the first one to chit his pants....good thing I'm not a bettin man! ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 10:59pm
| me thinks Dave and me could walks thru a building and "fog" it! |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 11:11pm
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If Shammers is having chili and taking his Lasik, Dave gets the edge. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 09 Apr 2019 at 11:17pm
| would always eat bacon/eggs/grapefruit/milk before church on Sundays, Mom made me sit in the balcony! |