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   A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.The store manager called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency  open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard
loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to
pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a weak raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"
asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!
Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

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Coke-in-MN Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Afton MN Points: 41978	Post Options Post Reply Quote Coke-in-MN Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Send the Bill to (H) Posted: 13 Jul 2022 at 11:39am
	A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store manager called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in a weak raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank." Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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steve(ill) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 87554	Post Options Post Reply Quote steve(ill) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 13 Jul 2022 at 2:28pm
	NOW THATS FUNNY !!
	Like them all, but love the "B"s.

shameless dude Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607	Post Options Post Reply Quote shameless dude Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 13 Jul 2022 at 10:39pm
	X2

Wayne180d Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 08 Dec 2015 Location: Gilman, Il Points: 5942	Post Options Post Reply Quote Wayne180d Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 12:55am
	Good one.