Send the Bill to (H)
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Topic: Send the Bill to (H)
Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: Send the Bill to (H)
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2022 at 11:39am
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A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store manager called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in a weak raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank." Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law." ------------- Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel. |
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2022 at 2:28pm
NOW THATS FUNNY !!  ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2022 at 10:39pm
| X2 |
Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2022 at 12:55am
| Good one. |