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Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by
staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next
morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice
hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I
didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and,
forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an
Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for
use."
"But I didn't use them."
'Well, they are
here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also
have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We
have the best entertainers from the world over performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."
"Well, we have them, and you could have."
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I
didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved,
she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was
surprised when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"
"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't!"
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
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