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Topic: More Humor
Posted By: john(MI)
Subject: More Humor
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2019 at 11:13am
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Lucille decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by
staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next
morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!" The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." 'Well, they are here, and you could have." He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous."We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here." "But I didn't go to any of those shows.." "Well, we have them, and you could have." No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me." "But I didn't!" "Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have." ------------- D14, D17, 5020, 612H, CASE 446 |
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2019 at 11:16am
   ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 18 Dec 2019 at 9:46pm
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GOOD one John,,,,
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2019 at 3:54pm
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Not EXACTLY how I heard it John, but it's still a good one!! ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |