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shameless dude 
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 Topic: picture this in your mind....
Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 7:59pm |
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was out in town yesterday, had to get some things outta the back of the new burb, I like the way it opens/closes by itself. after I grabbed the stuff I reached up and pressed the button to close the door! when I reached up and hit that button...my pants went zooooop down around my ankles! whew! (honey...it's cold outside) good thing I had my thong on!
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Red Bank
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Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 8:22pm |
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Why why why? Why was I so stupid to read this post and now I can't get the mental visual out of my head. It's just plain wrong. I can't believe he got me like this.
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jaybmiller
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Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 8:30pm |
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you're not the only one...sigh
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Ray54
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Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 8:32pm |
I debated before opening this and knew it was going to be a bad picture     .
Daughter drive a 15 or 16 with the button on the door,but remote in your pocket to start it will close it too, I think. Because grandma is always wanting to leave stuff in it. Call her inside the day care she runs, and the back end opens and we leave what ever and push the button and its locked. An all the little Shameless clones  are not disturbed by visitors to school.
Edited by Ray54 - 19 Dec 2018 at 8:34pm
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darrel in ND
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Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 9:35pm |
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Gee whizz Shameless. So nice of you to share that touching story with us. And just in time for the holidays. Suppose you had a green and red thong on with a wreath around the boys,,,,...? Darrel
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dawntreader74
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Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 9:41pm |
just thank if that was a santa-claus going to work at a department store 
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JohnCO
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Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 9:51pm |
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The picture is even worse if one has actually seen Shameless in the real!
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desertjoe
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Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 11:14pm |
CHIT,,,,!!! If this gets any worse,,,,I'm gonna pull up MY pants and leave,,,,,,,,,,
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JC-WI
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Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 12:15am |
Dam, I must be stuck back in the sixties or seventies... and was wonderin why ole Shamerrs was just wearin one thong...
and then youse fellers started yur image inations .... and I plugged me ears and an it was to late, I seen a vision of him from the time befire...  AAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! momma, I thinks I is blinded... fer life!
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Dave in PA
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Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 4:25am |
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I think that I am sick!!
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bikley
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Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 5:17am |
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Thanks Shameless now I can call out sick
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Darrell G (MN)
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Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 6:29am |
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Shameless you have way to much time on your hands to dream up these things, next thing you will have your loving wife take a picture and post it on this page. I am also surprised that ole WALTER over there in LaCrosse hasn't chimed in.
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farmboy520
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Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 7:32am |
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Scott B
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Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 11:08am |
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...and to make matters worse, I bet he started singing 'BABY, it's Cold Outside!'.......
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tadams(OH)
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Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 2:46pm |
and to make matters worse, I bet he started singing 'BABY, it's Cold Outside!'.....Now
Now that really makes it all sickening
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HD6GTOM
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Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 10:04pm |
I think I'll send him a couple o pairs of these pants I got with the short zippers in them. Ouch moment  
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tadams(OH)
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Posted: 21 Dec 2018 at 12:39pm |
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Gets one of them keys chain things to attach to the zipper hand for a easy to pull without seeing.
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shameless dude
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Posted: 21 Dec 2018 at 12:46pm |
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one good thing bouts a thong...you can split yer farts!
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Ted J
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Posted: 21 Dec 2018 at 1:25pm |
OMG,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WHY did I look at this one!?!?!?!?!?!     That picture in my head is giving me a headache,,,,,,,er,,,,,,a migraine,,,,,,,,,er,,,,,,,a STROKE maybe??!! Dave, I'm with you!!!  
 JohnCO wrote:
The picture is even worse if one has actually seen Shameless in the real!
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John, PLEASE tell us YOU haven't actually seen this apparition.....and you STILL DON'T need glasses??
desertjoe wrote:
CHIT,,,,!!! If this gets any worse,,,,I'm gonna pull up MY pants and leave,,,,,,,,,,  |
Joe, I can't do that,,,,,,,,,I've got something extra in them right now ,,,,,,,,,an I don't like it....  
farmboy520 wrote:
Darrell G (MN) wrote:
I am also surprised that ole WALTER over there in LaCrosse hasn't chimed in. |
Ted must of knew better than to open this |
Well Darrell, I am now.You and Andy know that a guy can only stay away just so long and then that cat disease (curiosity) kicks in and a guys just gotta go see......SURE wisht I wouldn't have though.....UGH!!! PFEWWWIE!!
HD6GTOM wrote:
I think I'll send him a couple o pairs of these pants I got with the short zippers in them. Ouch moment  
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The reason you're having troubles with all these new pants is
because you're wearing them the old way Tom,,,,,,,,,,you gotta put em
half way off your a,,,,er um,,,,,,,butt. Notice how these kids wear
em? Well then you only need half a zipper, so the companies, who
started this fad, can save bunches of money!! Makes sense to me!
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