picture this in your mind....
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Topic: picture this in your mind....
Posted By: shameless dude
Subject: picture this in your mind....
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 7:59pm
| was out in town yesterday, had to get some things outta the back of the new burb, I like the way it opens/closes by itself. after I grabbed the stuff I reached up and pressed the button to close the door! when I reached up and hit that button...my pants went zooooop down around my ankles! whew! (honey...it's cold outside) good thing I had my thong on! |
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Posted By: Red Bank
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 8:22pm
| Why why why? Why was I so stupid to read this post and now I can't get the mental visual out of my head. It's just plain wrong. I can't believe he got me like this. |
Posted By: jaybmiller
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 8:30pm
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you're not the only one...sigh ------------- 3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112 Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 8:32pm
I debated before opening this and knew it was going to be a bad picture    .Daughter drive a 15 or 16 with the button on the door,but remote in your pocket to start it will close it too, I think. Because grandma is always wanting to leave stuff in it. Call her inside the day care she runs, and the back end opens and we leave what ever and push the button and its locked. An all the little Shameless clones
 are not disturbed by visitors to school. |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 9:35pm
| Gee whizz Shameless. So nice of you to share that touching story with us. And just in time for the holidays. Suppose you had a green and red thong on with a wreath around the boys,,,,...? Darrel |
Posted By: dawntreader74
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 9:41pm
just thank if that was a santa-claus going to work at a department store 
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Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 9:51pm
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The picture is even worse if one has actually seen Shameless in the real! ------------- "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer" Allis Express participant |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 19 Dec 2018 at 11:14pm
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CHIT,,,,!!! If this gets any worse,,,,I'm gonna pull up MY pants and leave,,,,,,,,,,
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Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 12:15am
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Dam, I must be stuck back in the sixties or seventies... and was wonderin why ole Shamerrs was just wearin one thong...  and then youse fellers started yur image inations .... and I plugged me ears and an it was to late, I seen a vision of him from the time befire...  AAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! momma, I thinks I is blinded... fer life!------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: Dave in PA
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 4:25am
| I think that I am sick!! |
Posted By: bikley
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 5:17am
| Thanks Shameless now I can call out sick |
Posted By: Darrell G (MN)
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 6:29am
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Shameless you have way to much time on your hands to dream up these things, next thing you will have your loving wife take a picture and post it on this page. I am also surprised that ole WALTER over there in LaCrosse hasn't chimed in. |
Posted By: farmboy520
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 7:32am
Ted must of knew better than to open this  
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Darrell G (MN) wrote:Posted By: Scott B
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 11:08am
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...and to make matters worse, I bet he started singing 'BABY, it's Cold Outside!'....... ------------- D17 Series 1 Allis B- 1939 Allis B- 1945 |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 2:46pm
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and to make matters worse, I bet he started singing 'BABY, it's Cold Outside!'..... Now
Now that really makes it all sickening |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2018 at 10:04pm
I think I'll send him a couple o pairs of these pants I got with the short zippers in them. Ouch moment  
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Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2018 at 12:39pm
| Gets one of them keys chain things to attach to the zipper hand for a easy to pull without seeing. |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2018 at 12:46pm
| one good thing bouts a thong...you can split yer farts! |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2018 at 1:25pm
OMG,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WHY did I look at this one!?!?!?!?!?!     That picture in my head is giving me a headache,,,,,,,er,,,,,,a migraine,,,,,,,,,er,,,,,,,a STROKE maybe??!! Dave, I'm with you!!!  
,,,,,,,,,an I don't like it....
You and Andy know that a guy can only stay away just so long and then that cat disease (curiosity) kicks in and a guys just gotta go see......SURE wisht I wouldn't have though.....UGH!!! PFEWWWIE!!
------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
