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Clay
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Posted: 24 Oct 2023 at 10:40am |
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have and uneventful flight. So sit back, relax, and.... OH...MY GOD!" Silence followed....................complete silence!................. Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and Gentleman, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled "For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!"
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captaindana
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Lol!
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Blue Skies and Tail Winds
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GOOD ONE,,,CLAY,,,,!!!!!
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Alberta Phil
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This one actually happened on a flight I was on with WestJet as we were landing at Abbotsford BC. There was a gusty crosswind so a tricky landing with a 737. As the plane touched down, it was hit with a gust that lifted it up and then it hit the runway hard enough to rattle everything! The flight attendant came on the PA and said: That wasn't my fault, and it wasn't the captain's fault; It was the ash falt! Every one was still laughing as we pulled up to the terminal!
Edited by Alberta Phil - 24 Oct 2023 at 8:33pm |
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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Pat the Plumber CIL
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Flying back from Vegas on an Allegiant flight (discount airline that saves money by flying older planes) . Sitting in middle of the plane between the engines ,was kinda loud after takeoff. Lady behind me asks flight attendant " is it going to be that loud the whole way back?" Flight attendant quickly replies " I certainly hope so ". She must have answered that question a lot.
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