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    Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 7:25am
Shameless, I thought you had that machine all thoroughly inspected and in tip-top shape...? It's obviously out of Freon. Rained here last night, on top of the snow. Needless to say, it's slicker than snot on a door knob. I guess that there is a good section of I 94 closed. Ice is a good quarter inch thick on the windshields. Grrrrrr. Darrel
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DMiller Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 7:38am
He can JUST KEEP that machine pointed Your way!! We have already had more snow than usually have ALL winter here!!
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 Holy'ist Chit-a-risky,,,,ole Shameless has got them co-ordinates plumb screwed up and dumping it all on hisself,,,,!!!!!!
 Just seen on the weather Channel where his area is expectin 8" to 12" today BEFORE DARK,,!!!!! He,,,,he,,,,He better put another Gyro-ma-call it on thet  thing before it burys him,,,,!!!!!WinkWink
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote darrel in ND Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Nov 2018 at 9:28pm
It must have knocked out his internet, because he's pretty quiet. Darrel

Edited by darrel in ND - 28 Nov 2018 at 9:28pm
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Looking like he's gonna get dumped on again Sat. Looks like rain here, probably be better if it was snow. Colder than a frozen cow pie right now. Very little nh3 put on this fall.

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Think he was on his way to that machine of his with a bag of gremlins but musta tripped and let them gremlins outta the sack and now they's messin with him...
He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
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Darrel, he's had problems with gettin that pellet stove goin.  Maybe the snow plugged his flue pipe an he's gettin smoked out.  That'd be funny, after all the stuff he's smoked all summer long, now he's smokin hisself...LOL
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the internet box is dealing me fits! and the old lady....oooops….I mean the sickly wife gaves me her head cold, and the machine must be on to low on RPM's...i'll checks it later! strap a pillow on yer butt Darrel!
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How'd he catch that head cold, he said she farts to much.
 
That reminds me she must not talk to much, cause women usually never fart, they don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
 
I know more snow.
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 Well,,according to the friendly weather person ole Shamless amd ole les are catching haides with lots of snow and possible BLIZZARD conditions,,,,,,,prolly knocked the ISP towers plumb down,,,,,,,,WinkWink
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Shameless is probably enjoying that. Darrel
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all I gots here is them leaky hoses that Les sold me! PffffT! it's raining outside here now and not cold nuff for it to freeze! double PffffT!
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Maybe thas why them hoses were so cheap
 You sure you juss didn't stole them from Les?
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JC...I tried to ste...uh...borrow them, but he caughts me!
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 Hey Good Buddy,,,I see where thet "Winter Storm Carter" is payin you back,,,,er,,,Ummm,,I didn't mean it like that,,,,I meant W.S. Carter is payin you bac,,,Chit,,it just keeps on comin out sorta bad,,,,
  UMMmmm,,,are ya needin some help,,,like I gots a couple of FORDS with chains I could maybe go help get you outa thet barrow ditch,,,,,?? Ya think,,???LOL
 Chit,,I may be "pokin" a little too hard,,,him bein in thet big old storm and such,,,,Wink


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Naw I don't think so Joe, you just got to get it a little sharper...
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Thinks DJ's problem is he stills got his pointer finger with a pointer stuck in it....
  an can't see it to gets it out... must be a really sharp pointer...Shocked
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 Boy,,JC,,you just ain't A-Chittin,,,thet finger smarts sonething fierce when I touch the tip on something,,,anything,,,,!!!!  Yould a thought something hurts that bad,,you'ld be able to see it,,!!!  Just you wait,,tho,,come tamarrow bout 8 am,,I'm gonna have me a KING sized poultice on thet finger,,,,and,,,,and,,it better work,,,!!!!Clap
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ted J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Dec 2018 at 11:50pm
Uh,,,,,,DJ,,,,,,,you ever hear the one about the blonde??  Might be you got the same problem.......

This blonde walks into the doctors office and says there's something wrong with my skin, all over my body.
The doc ask why she thinks that?
She says; "well, if I touch myself right here, it hurts like heck.  An if I touch my self here, it hurts like heck.  What's wrong?
The doc says quit touching yourself like that,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you've got a broken finger....

Just a thought,,,,,,,good buddy,,,,,
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i'll bets I could make ole Joe do bouts anything I wants, if'n I carry a ping pong paddle around him!
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We never received a lot of snow all at once, but we had our share, seemed like it snowed every week all winter. Sure hope everything gets melted off for you folks ASAP.
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