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    Posted: 27 Dec 2024 at 11:25am
Don't know what's going on with my train of thought today but my errant mind just threw this doozie my way so had to share.

I was remembering the late grunge vocalist Layne Staley & how he simply LOVED this time of the year and being able to drive his tractors round in the snow and ice. As a matter of fact, no matter what time of the year he always had an Allis in chains... Ouch

I'll shut the door on my way out.
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Originally posted by ekjdm14 ekjdm14 wrote:

Don't know what's going on with my train of thought today but my errant mind just threw this doozie my way so had to share.

I was remembering the late grunge vocalist Layne Staley & how he simply LOVED this time of the year and being able to drive his tractors round in the snow and ice. As a matter of fact, no matter what time of the year he always had an Allis in chains... Ouch

I'll shut the door on my way out.

Phew!

Might be more than a few on here that don’t get this. J/S.
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 Well,,,CHIT,,,,I just as well go ahead and get in line,,,,don't have the foggiest what he's talkin about,,,,,,LOL
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It's a grunge thing.

But that's funny

Edited by plummerscarin - 27 Dec 2024 at 1:36pm
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Originally posted by Tbone95 Tbone95 wrote:


Phew!

Might be more than a few on here that don’t get this. J/S.

I figured as much, being a relative youngin here. If it makes at least one person chuckle (even in an eye-rolling "For Frog's Sakes" kinda way) then I'm happy enough...
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Actually i am to OLD to know the group !!   Wink ... i stopped paying attention to which rock band was which in 1985.. Clap

Alice in Chains is an American rock band formed in Seattle in 1987. Since 2006, the band's lineup has comprised vocalist/guitarists Jerry Cantrell and William DuVall, bassist Mike Inez and drummer Sean Kinney. Vocalist Layne Staley and bassist Mike Starr are former members of the band.


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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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But did it have one of those sound garden cabs?
If not he should get a nickel back.
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

But did it have one of those sound garden cabs?
If not he should get a nickel back.

Well done Thad!

Now go stand in a puddle of mud. (Little out of the genre but the best I could think of!)
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Originally posted by Tbone95 Tbone95 wrote:

Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

But did it have one of those sound garden cabs?
If not he should get a nickel back.

Well done Thad!

Now go stand in a puddle of mud. (Little out of the genre but the best I could think of!)

Well maybe I’ll get lucky and find a blue Oyster in that puddle of mud with a Pearl Jammed in it?
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Careful in the mud!  It might be the deep purple kind!
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Originally posted by Alberta Phil Alberta Phil wrote:

Careful in the mud!  It might be the deep purple kind!
infested with Beatles
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I used to have a sound garden cab... it left me in confusion... I'd breathe on a window, then brush away the dirt.  Made me feel like a boy in a box... but that's over now, I'm pretty done with that private hell, it left me in tears, so now I just go for the real thing.
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Hey...

What's got FOUR LEGS... ONE ARM, and a HUGE SMILE???



A Happy Pit Bull!  LOL
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

Originally posted by Tbone95 Tbone95 wrote:

Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

But did it have one of those sound garden cabs?
If not he should get a nickel back.

Well done Thad!

Now go stand in a puddle of mud. (Little out of the genre but the best I could think of!)

Well maybe I’ll get lucky and find a blue Oyster in that puddle of mud with a Pearl Jammed in it?

Needs more cowbell!Wink



Edited by DiyDave - 28 Dec 2024 at 3:42pm
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I spent many hours in a sound garden cab working for my dad.
It had a good radio but I got no pay . I guess I was an audio slave.
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Is this the one you mean, Dave?
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

I spent many hours in a sound garden cab working for my dad.
It had a good radio but I got no pay . I guess I was an audio slave.
at least you did real work and were not a pretender.
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Originally posted by Tbone95 Tbone95 wrote:

Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

I spent many hours in a sound garden cab working for my dad.
It had a good radio but I got no pay . I guess I was an audio slave.
at least you did real work and were not a pretender.

There were lots of men at work back in those days.
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

Originally posted by Tbone95 Tbone95 wrote:

Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

I spent many hours in a sound garden cab working for my dad.
It had a good radio but I got no pay . I guess I was an audio slave.
at least you did real work and were not a pretender.

There were lots of men at work back in those days.

Were they men without hats, working around high voltage?
Were they running down a dream or living on a prayer?
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Originally posted by Everyone who's replied Everyone who's replied wrote:

Lots of great input following on from that!

I never thought it'd get so Ram Jammed with replies here (to heck with genre, it's all good as long as it's tenuous & cringy!). LOL
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We appreciate a good punfest, its been a while...LOL
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Originally posted by DiyDave DiyDave wrote:

We appreciate a good punfest, its been a while...LOL

Oofta! That one left a mark Wink 
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