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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5200 |
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You didn't get that round mouth eating square meals.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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Far be It from Me
How many Times must I remind you to MIND YOUR MANNERS girl friend? Three's a Charm I hate to bust your Bubble. But. Here goes nuthin. To many cooks in the Kitchen You need to get your facts straight girlfriend. I did not have sex with that woman. What a picnic that could have been. Buckle Up. It's the law. Meet you half way Come get it, your closer
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JohnCO
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Niwot Colo Points: 8992 |
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You actually eat with that mouth?
Not playing with a full deck Not the brightest bulb on the string |
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"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer"
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shameless dude
Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13607 |
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who cut the cheese?
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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4893 |
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To many chiefs not enough Indians
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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papa bear
Silver Level Joined: 29 Oct 2014 Location: Morrison, IL Points: 54 |
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Sh*t fire and save matches
finer than frog hair any better and I would be twins Hotter than a fresh f***ed fox in a forest fire hotter than two mice f***ing in a wool sock like a limp pecker... you just cant beat it worthless as tits on a boar (or a nun) working like a rented (borrowed) mule slow as molasses clear as mud best thing since sliced bread better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick ugly enough to make Ray Charles flinch |
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NDBirdman
Orange Level Access Joined: 30 Jul 2011 Location: ND Points: 1377 |
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You kiss your momma with that mouth?
Higher than a kite Up shyte creek Eat shyte and bark at the moon Fell in a pile of shyte and come out smelling like a rose Fornicate yourself with great vickor Your momma have any kids that lived? suck a rotten egg Phuq a duck Edited by NDBirdman - 20 Mar 2018 at 4:50pm |
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1955 WD45 S#205467, 190XT #6652 DXT
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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That kid could use some REINING IN before it's too late
Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child A Slap in the Face Could you loan me a Dollar till Payday? Not in this lifetime. Cash on the Barrelhead First Come First Served Hard to believe It's happening to Me When it Rains it Pours Put up or shut up In a Sows Ear
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Gary in da UP
Orange Level Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: EUP of Mi. Points: 1885 |
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Something is " Tuffer than a two dollar steak " or " cold as the mother in laws kiss "
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Brian Jasper co. Ia
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Prairie City Ia Points: 10508 |
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Took off like a stripe a$$ed ape. Not the brightest bulb on the string. Dumber n' a sack full a hammers. He didn't have all his dogs barking anyway. Dumb as the day is long.
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
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Brian Jasper co. Ia
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Prairie City Ia Points: 10508 |
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Meaner than a dog s****ing tacks.
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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apples don't fall far from the tree
Choose up sides and smell underarms How in the Man in the Moon could that be true? Wait till your Daddy hears what you just did Missing Link Close counts with Hand Grenades and Horse Shoes Old Dogs, Children and Watermelon Wine Broker than the Ten Commandments Wishful Thinkin on your part
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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18821 |
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sharper than a bowling ball
dumber than the box the rocks came in colder than a witches t!t in a brass bra scarcer than hens teeth smarter than a dead horse keep your stick on the ice sharper than a thumb tack up chit creek with a lead canoe too many cooks spoil the pot up a crick without a paddle too big for your britches eyes are bigger than your stomach You've got your head on backwards a fly in the ointment a flash in the pan got your nose up his/her azz git your head outta your butt hey four eyes go milk a bull blow smoke up your azz quit yer bitchin cry me a river can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen |
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"Allis-Express"
19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
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mdm1
Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Onalaska, WI Points: 2637 |
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dumber than a rock
lower than snail sh$t another learning experience colder than a witch's T
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Everything is impossible until someone does it! WD45-trip loader 1947 c w/woods belly mower, 1939 B, #3 sickle mower 1944 B, 2 1948 G's. Misc other equipment that my wife calls JUNK!
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Steve M Ind
Bronze Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Springport IN Points: 62 |
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Up an unsanitary tributary without any means of locomotion.
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allisrutledge
Orange Level Joined: 30 Mar 2010 Location: SurgoinsvilleTN Points: 1357 |
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Old farmer friend used to go in at 12:00 for lunch and always quit at 6:00 to eat supper and used to say (if they ain't another day I don't need it anyway) I hope I never forget him.
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Allis Chalmers still exist in my mind and barns
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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4893 |
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Hotter than a four d!ck billy goat
Proud as a pup with two peckers Fine as wine I feel like I've been shot at and missed then sh!t at and hit |
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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JayIN
Orange Level Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Location: SE/IN Points: 1982 |
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Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life,son! (Dean Wormer)
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sometimes I walk out to my shop and look around and think "Who's the idiot that owns this place?"
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tadams(OH)
Orange Level Access Joined: 17 Sep 2009 Location: Jeromesville, O Points: 10135 |
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Man Ken you must have book of sayings.
Tom
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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4893 |
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"Bluto Blutarski, 0.0" I need to watch that again |
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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JayIN
Orange Level Joined: 18 Dec 2009 Location: SE/IN Points: 1982 |
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Kids got that movie for me years ago. We LIVED that shirt when I was at Purdue!!!
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sometimes I walk out to my shop and look around and think "Who's the idiot that owns this place?"
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Brian Jasper co. Ia
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Prairie City Ia Points: 10508 |
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Worthless as a milk bucket under a bull
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
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Bob D. (La)
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Louisiana Points: 25529 |
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He could tear up a mile of railroad track with a feather duster.
If I had his truck and he had a feather up his a--, we'd both be tickled pink. Even if you apply lipstick, a pig is still a pig. |
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When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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klinemar
Orange Level Joined: 14 Sep 2009 Location: Michigan Points: 8003 |
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Couldn't hit a barn if he was standing inside.
Couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle Couldn't track an elephant if he had hold of it's tail Couldn't pour water out of a boot if directions were wrote on the heel Couldn't get a job done if he worked all day at it |
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Bob D. (La)
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Louisiana Points: 25529 |
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If you feel froggy, leap.
Not in my back yard. Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya. 10 bales short of a bundle. Don't make me stop this car. |
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When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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Mikez
Orange Level Access Joined: 16 Jan 2013 Location: Usa Points: 8394 |
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Pork chop in every can
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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5200 |
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Bumf**k Egypt
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Ken in Texas
Orange Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Henderson, TX Points: 5919 |
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a warm fuzzy feelin
Messed up bigtime Blew his wad at the boats Make yourself at home while here Cool Breeze
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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13580 |
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Why,,,you're just like family now,,,, A chicken in every pot. Just casuse Jimmy has one, don't mean you got to have one. If the shoe fits, wear it. |
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fixer1958
Orange Level Joined: 13 Feb 2010 Location: kansas Points: 2434 |
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Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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