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You didn't get that round mouth eating square meals.
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Far be It from Me
How many Times must I remind you to MIND YOUR MANNERS girl friend?
Three's a Charm
 I hate to bust your Bubble. But. Here goes nuthin.
To many cooks in the Kitchen
You need to get your facts straight girlfriend.  I did not have sex with that woman. What a picnic that could have been.
Buckle Up. It's the law.
Meet you half way
Come get it, your closer
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You actually eat with that mouth?

Not playing with a full deck

Not the brightest bulb on the string
"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer"
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who cut the cheese?
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To many chiefs not enough Indians
"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Sh*t fire and save matches
finer than frog hair
any better and I would be twins
Hotter than a fresh f***ed fox in a forest fire
hotter than two mice f***ing in a wool sock
like a limp pecker... you just cant beat it
worthless as tits on a boar (or a nun)
working like a rented (borrowed) mule
slow as molasses
clear as mud
best thing since sliced bread
better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
ugly enough to make Ray Charles flinch
 
 
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You kiss your momma with that mouth?

Higher than a kite

Up shyte creek

Eat shyte and bark at the moon

Fell in a pile of shyte and come out smelling like a rose

Fornicate yourself with great vickor

Your momma have any kids that lived?

suck a rotten egg

Phuq a duck






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That kid could use some REINING IN before it's too late
Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child
A Slap in the Face
Could you loan me a Dollar till Payday?
Not in this lifetime.
Cash on the Barrelhead
First Come First Served
Hard to believe It's happening to Me
When it Rains it Pours
Put up or shut up
In a Sows Ear
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Something is  " Tuffer than a two dollar steak " or " cold as the mother in laws kiss "
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Took off like a stripe a$$ed ape. Not the brightest bulb on the string. Dumber n' a sack full a hammers. He didn't have all his dogs barking anyway. Dumb as the day is long.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
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Meaner than a dog s****ing tacks.
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
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apples don't fall far from the tree
Choose up sides and smell underarms
How in the Man in the Moon could that be true?
Wait till your Daddy hears what you just did
Missing Link
Close counts with Hand Grenades and Horse Shoes
Old Dogs, Children and Watermelon Wine
Broker than the Ten Commandments
Wishful Thinkin on your part
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sharper than a bowling ball
dumber than the box the rocks came in
colder than a witches t!t in a brass bra
scarcer than hens teeth
smarter than a dead horse
keep your stick on the ice
sharper than a thumb tack
up chit creek with a lead canoe
too many cooks spoil the pot
up a crick without a paddle
too big for your britches
eyes are bigger than your stomach
You've got your head on backwards
a fly in the ointment
a flash in the pan
got your nose up his/her azz
git your head outta your butt
hey four eyes
go milk a bull
blow smoke up your azz
quit yer bitchin
cry me a river
can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
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dumber than a rock
lower than snail sh$t
another learning experience 
colder than a witch's T 
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Up an unsanitary tributary without any means of locomotion.
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Old farmer friend used to go in at 12:00 for lunch and always quit at 6:00 to eat supper and used to say (if they ain't another day I don't need it anyway) I hope I never forget him.
Allis Chalmers still exist in my mind and barns
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Hotter than a four d!ck billy goat
Proud as a pup with two peckers
Fine as wine
I feel like I've been shot at and missed then sh!t at and hit
"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life,son! (Dean Wormer)
sometimes I walk out to my shop and look around and think "Who's the idiot that owns this place?"
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Man Ken you must have book of sayings.
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Originally posted by JayIN JayIN wrote:

Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life,son! (Dean Wormer)


"Bluto Blutarski, 0.0"
I need to watch that again
"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Kids got that movie for me years ago. We LIVED that shirt when I was at Purdue!!!
sometimes I walk out to my shop and look around and think "Who's the idiot that owns this place?"
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Worthless as a milk bucket under a bull
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
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He could tear up a mile of railroad track with a feather duster.
If I had his truck and he had a feather up his a--, we'd both be tickled pink.
Even if you apply lipstick, a pig is still a pig.
When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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Couldn't hit a barn if he was standing inside.
Couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
Couldn't track an elephant if he had hold of it's tail
Couldn't pour water out of a boot if directions were wrote on the heel
Couldn't get a job done if he worked all day at it
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If you feel froggy, leap.
Not in my back yard.
Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya.
10 bales short of a bundle.
Don't make me stop this car.
When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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Pork chop in every can
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Bumf**k Egypt
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a warm fuzzy feelin
Messed up bigtime
Blew his wad at the boats
Make yourself at home while here
Cool Breeze
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Why,,,you're just like family now,,,,
A chicken in every pot.
Just casuse Jimmy has one, don't mean you got to have one.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
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Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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