Fred, Ya got one of these for the showroom ??
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Topic: Fred, Ya got one of these for the showroom ??
Posted By: Rfdeere
Subject: Fred, Ya got one of these for the showroom ??
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 6:27pm
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Allis-Chalmers-Black-Panties-Boycut-/120854028678?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c23762186" rel="nofollow - http://www.ebay.com/itm/Allis-Chalmers-Black-Panties-Boycut-/120854028678?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c23762186
------------- Randy Freshour,Member Indiana AC Partners, http://www.rumelyallis.com" rel="nofollow - http://www.rumelyallis.com
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Posted By: Don(MO)
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 6:39pm
That's just mean, funny but mean.
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Posted By: CAL(KS)
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 6:47pm
i would get those for my wife but she would say its the orange turning me on not her lol
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Posted By: Rfdeere
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 7:00pm
Here's another AC woman's product: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Allis-Chalmers-Perfumes-World-1969-/110819459544?_trksid=p4340.m7&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D5%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D6172023663521151180" rel="nofollow - http://www.ebay.com/itm/Allis-Chalmers-Perfumes-World-1969-/110819459544?_trksid=p4340.m7&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26itu%3DUCI%26otn%3D5%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D6172023663521151180
------------- Randy Freshour,Member Indiana AC Partners, http://www.rumelyallis.com" rel="nofollow - http://www.rumelyallis.com
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Posted By: Don(MO)
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 7:05pm
That's two good ones! I'll pass on the $45.00 price. lol
------------- 3 WD45's with power steering,G,D15 fork lift,D19, W-Speed Patrol, "A" Gleaner with a 330 corn head,"66" combine,roto-baler, and lots of Snap Coupler implements to make them work for their keep.
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Posted By: Orange Blood
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 7:20pm
The Men's "Panties" is just wrong, but I suppose we need to be open minded about the sexual orientation of our members. :-)
As for the perfume, it does look authentic, and wouldn't surprise me Allis put everything known to man in a box with an AC logo.
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Posted By: Rfdeere
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 7:45pm
Orange Blood wrote:
The Men's "Panties" is just wrong, but I suppose we need to be open minded about the sexual orientation of our members.
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 Is that what "boycut" means ? 
------------- Randy Freshour,Member Indiana AC Partners, http://www.rumelyallis.com" rel="nofollow - http://www.rumelyallis.com
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Posted By: dave63
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 8:40pm
I am going time have REALY BAD dreams tonight.
You realy did not have to put the thought/image of Fred in that underware in my head. 
------------- The universal answer to all questions is yes, how much do you want to spend?
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Posted By: Alberta Phil
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 8:41pm
Does the perfume smell like gas or old oil? LOL
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Posted By: dave63
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 8:46pm
When i was working on the E i was thinking someone aut to bottle some of those smells, 70 year old gas ond oil.
Looks like someone did. LOL
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Posted By: DREAM
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2012 at 9:15pm
Blood, that is messed-up buddy! Only you would come up with a line of thinkin like that. Now i'm gettin a visual! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!
------------- I didn't do it! It was a short, fat, tall, skinny guy that looked like me!
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Posted By: Bob D. (La)
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 4:10am
I think all youall gots entirely too much time on your hands. Get back to work. LOL
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Posted By: Orange Blood
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 5:50am
Just be careful one of the guys doesn't buy both of them. Just remember what the counselor told Sven to do to his tractor, to solve his bedroom problems.
 Sweet dreams boys!!!
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Posted By: TomYaz
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 6:45am
Do they offer an AC thong?
------------- If its not an All-Crop, it all crap!
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Posted By: FloydKS
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 6:50am
I am with Bob...you guys got too much time, smelling tractor exhaust?
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Posted By: Collins67-D21
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 6:52am
Yes they do offer a THONG, just saw it on eBay today! And I am a CHICK and I own a pair!!! Just sayin' LOL
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Posted By: TomYaz
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 6:57am
Collins67-D21 wrote:
Yes they do offer a THONG, just saw it on eBay today! And I am a CHICK and I own a pair!!! Just sayin' LOL |
Well then, the only remaining essential AC clothing left to obtain is the mankini!
http://www.amazon.com/clo-Union-Jack-Mankini/dp/B004W6I38Y" rel="nofollow - http://www.amazon.com/clo-Union-Jack-Mankini/dp/B004W6I38Y
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Posted By: Collins67-D21
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 7:00am
TomYaz wrote:
Collins67-D21 wrote:
Yes they do offer a THONG, just saw it on eBay today! And I am a CHICK and I own a pair!!! Just sayin' LOL |
Well then, the only remaining essential AC clothing left to obtain is the mankini!
http://www.amazon.com/clo-Union-Jack-Mankini/dp/B004W6I38Y" rel="nofollow - http://www.amazon.com/clo-Union-Jack-Mankini/dp/B004W6I38Y
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Now that has to hurt!!! And it is very scary. When you find a REAL man to model it please send pictures!!!
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Posted By: Fred in Pa
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 7:01am
DREAM wrote:
Blood, that is messed-up buddy! Only you would come up with a line of thinkin like that. Now i'm gettin a visual! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!! |
Thats is it, now this guy is &^%$ OFF that the truth is knowen about him .He is gone ,I think he is heading to Dream's house !!
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Posted By: TomYaz
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 7:48am
Collins67-D21 wrote:
TomYaz wrote:
Collins67-D21 wrote:
Yes they do offer a THONG, just saw it on eBay today! And I am a CHICK and I own a pair!!! Just sayin' LOL |
Well then, the only remaining essential AC clothing left to obtain is the mankini!
http://www.amazon.com/clo-Union-Jack-Mankini/dp/B004W6I38Y" rel="nofollow - http://www.amazon.com/clo-Union-Jack-Mankini/dp/B004W6I38Y
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Now that has to hurt!!! And it is very scary. When you find a REAL man to model it please send pictures!!! |
Well I think that pic on amazon is about as good as its going to get for an AC man....
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Posted By: BILLP-SE-MI
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 8:10am
The A/C perfume is- Old stale Gas, Sticky Trans/ Gear Lube with a spritz of Water,- and last. Milky Motor Oil infused with Anti-freeze. When working on tractors who, hasen't ran across one of these sweet smells. LOL
have a good one BILL P
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Posted By: Dave Richards (WV)
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 8:10am
Thong??? I thought it was a key chain.
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Posted By: redline
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 8:51am
TomYaz wrote:
Collins67-D21 wrote:
Yes they do offer a THONG, just saw it on eBay today! And I am a CHICK and I own a pair!!! Just sayin' LOL |
Well then, the only remaining essential AC clothing left to obtain is the mankini!
http://www.amazon.com/clo-Union-Jack-Mankini/dp/B004W6I38Y" rel="nofollow - http://www.amazon.com/clo-Union-Jack-Mankini/dp/B004W6I38Y
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That is just wrong. Ick.
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Posted By: Don(MI)
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 9:12am
Collins67-D21 wrote:
Yes they do offer a THONG, just saw it on eBay today! And I am a CHICK and I own a pair!!! Just sayin' LOL |
No kiddin! 
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"I got a pig at home in a pen and corn to feed him on, All I need is a pretty little girl to feed him when I'm gone!"
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Posted By: Collins67-D21
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 9:16am
Don(MI) wrote:
Collins67-D21 wrote:
Yes they do offer a THONG, just saw it on eBay today! And I am a CHICK and I own a pair!!! Just sayin' LOL |
No kiddin!  |
No Joke and I think HE likes them!!! At least that is what he says.
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Posted By: DonDittmar
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 12:42pm
If I had a girlfriend/wife....I'd buy her a pair......what the h3!!........worst she can do is slap you.......
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Posted By: JohnCO
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 2:46pm
I was strongly considering making a comment similar to " I believe Fred is wearing a pair right now." but the more I thought about it decided that would be too cruel. And what's with the mankini? It looks like most guys worst nightmare. Please this is a family forum, lets leave the underwear to Victoria.
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Posted By: AllisChalmers37
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 3:11pm
Hey, that would be a perfect Valentines gift!!!!! hahaha. Thank God I'm single, if I ever showed anyting like that to a girlfriend I would be killed on the spot.  and probably single again.
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Posted By: Rawleigh
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 3:18pm
Damn Tom!! looks like a slingshot to shoot his balls over his shoulder!! Yikes!! I feel blindness coming on!!
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Posted By: mdm1
Date Posted: 08 Feb 2012 at 6:39pm
Rawleigh has the best description of the mankini. Still laughing.
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Posted By: Fred in Pa
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2012 at 1:06pm
The little guy is a Buddy Lee Service Doll .
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Posted By: wekracer
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2012 at 9:04pm
FYI, boy cut means they're for a girl, but cut like "boy" underwear. Doesn't look bad on the wifie. at least when i get to see them.
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Posted By: CTD03
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2012 at 9:11pm
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Allis-Chalmers-Boycut-Thong-Black-/120856864483?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c23a166e3" rel="nofollow - http://www.ebay.com/itm/Allis-Chalmers-Boycut-Thong-Black-/120856864483?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c23a166e3
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Posted By: Orange Blood
Date Posted: 09 Feb 2012 at 9:17pm
At least they could have gotten the logo correct, damn Taiwanese!
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Posted By: redline
Date Posted: 10 Feb 2012 at 9:57am
mdm1 wrote:
Rawleigh has the best description of the mankini. Still laughing. |
"over the shoulder boulder holder" quoted from a movie I am ashamed to admit to seeing years ago by Cheech and Chong.
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