Wife remains good for a Laugh
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Topic: Wife remains good for a Laugh
Posted By: DMiller
Subject: Wife remains good for a Laugh
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2026 at 6:23am
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So I needed go check fence lines as wind was dislodging a lot of Deaf wood. No problems noted but did end up with ‘the Indicating Cramps’ of had to eliminate Breakfast yesterday. So shovel, paper ALWaYS in truck dig a retention pit do my business go back to house. Offload other tools, wash hands go in house. Wife asked why took so long and explained Business required! She looked at me and “Gross”. Later she was watching a NCIS Recording, in Afquackistan. Looked at me as paused recording, ‘Where did the real people there ‘Go’?” Explained : Stop, Shovel, Hole, Business, bury hole drive on. She thought a moment and “Women?” All I stated was Yes. She is still processing that! |
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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2026 at 8:27pm
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My bride can’t comprehend that either. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2026 at 7:41am
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Dave, explain to her the left hand, right hand custom! ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2026 at 12:20pm
 LOL!!! Could get Ugly, LH RH!Been another busy few days. Steer tires on 2010 Impala, old fronts to rear(FWD), State Insp as caught plates due and no reminder from State DOR. Yesterday got new stickers and good there. Got the list needed for my CDL Driver license, to get a REAL ID, Was not available last renewal so dragged all the paperwork up and got that started this morning. With Wife and I gonna travel more and out of state the thought of added $45 just to get a flight home for lack of Real ID did not sit well. Next up, renew CCW card for another few years, going to get a decent Biometric storage box and carry as we travel from now on. Heard some wild histories of attacks on out of state campers. May also carry a Mattock in the ride, never know when the handle(pickaxe) will be as well handy. Today as got home from the above slung chains on the 180 for Snowmageddon. Now readying to clean up and start dinner preps |