New Kid, HARD Laughs!!
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Topic: New Kid, HARD Laughs!!
Posted By: DMiller
Subject: New Kid, HARD Laughs!!
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2024 at 3:30pm
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Newer Kid, 22 at work, CANNOT 'Go' in a corn field, HAS to drive to a somewhat less close gas station to do his business when in the field, has a defined issue with a Bashful Bladder where has to be Fully behind cover just to pee. Well the worst of it for him is Several of us Older, Less Bashful or remorseful Codgers that can 'Go anywhere at Any Time', even carry paper to do our business In Field, In Pasture, moving dirt rock or clay. Even offered to construct a Bumper Dumper so he could use a bucket with trash bags, had NO Desire to go there. So I get to clay pit, is time, head to Corn Field and make a deposit, come out wash hands and back to work, he looks at me asks: "How can you do that?", looked him square on, "Pants down, Squat, Lean Forward, Do NOT pee into down Britches", look on his face notable and priceless, guy running a loader close enough to hear, Laughing so hard HE had to then head to the Corn Rows!!!
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Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2024 at 4:41pm
| This time of the year Corn Fields are still there so a feller can relieve himself. Won't be long and the Corn will be gone,then have to look elsewhere! |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2024 at 5:19pm
| Any Port in a Storm so to speak!! |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2024 at 6:31pm
 Better his kind as long as I don't write his pay check . To the one doing it in the sidewalk and doorways in the big cities and so big of cities.
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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2024 at 6:55pm
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The poor kid is going to have to go to his safe space just because he is being kidded by you codgers. I would probably use the bumper dumper now since I have gotten too old and fat to squat and then get back up. As for the peeing, with Lasix and black coffee - when you gotta go, you gotta go. ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: PaulB
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2024 at 6:55pm
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Nick Stellino tells a story. if a bear can $hit in the woods, so can I. however I've learned not to let go of the tree because if the only ground around is on a slope you need to hug a tree. ------------- If it was fun to pull in LOW gear, I could have a John Deere. Real pullers don't have speed limits. If you can't make it GO... make it SHINY |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 10 Sep 2024 at 11:33pm
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Don't use corn leafs to wipe either!! Don't ask.... ALSO, do NOT 'flip' your coveralls backwards....I know a guy who did.... ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: ekjdm14
Date Posted: 11 Sep 2024 at 9:59am
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In addition to Ted J's sound advice, I'll add that even when one does have proper "facilities" available don't assume you're safe there either. One day in my early 20's I toddled off from the welding shop to "eliminate", dropped my overalls round my boots, sat down and went about my business. On return to the shop I felt something in my back pocket so reached in to see if I'd left a lighter or something & there she was, a firm lint-covered and still warm "nugget" which must've somehow got knocked loose from the main log and landed in just the worst place possible...  Not my most elegant moment & pretty damn embarrassing seeing as I grabbed it out in front of about 5 colleagues...
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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 11 Sep 2024 at 10:18am
| OOOPSIE! |