Us OLD Farts
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Topic: Us OLD Farts
Posted By: Ted J
Subject: Us OLD Farts
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2024 at 1:21am
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A husband and wife are sitting in a diner having breakfast. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "do you rememberr the firt time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says. "I remember it well." "Okay," he says. "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it again for old time's sake." "Oh Jim, you old devil. That's like a crazy but good idea." A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, "I've gotta see these two old timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So, he follows them. The elderly couple walks along leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about 10 minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life in old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggled to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "excuse me, but that was something else. You must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this? Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply. "50 years ago, that wasn't an electric fence." ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
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Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2024 at 6:31am
 If I were him that'd be my biggest secret . Especially to the wife------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2024 at 7:46pm
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2024 at 8:11pm
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well, i didnt see that one coming.... FUNNY ! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |