(H) Professional
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Topic: (H) Professional
Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: (H) Professional
Date Posted: 02 Jan 2023 at 9:44pm
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She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some Help. Within 5 minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, He got off of his cycle and asked, if she needs help? She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in the car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car? He said, Sure. "He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open. She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You God, for sending me such a very nice man." The Biker heard her little prayer and replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft." The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!" %23b" rel="nofollow"> %23b" rel="nofollow"> 33 ------------- Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel. |
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Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2023 at 9:43am
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Good one! ------------- Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2023 at 10:00am
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GOOD ONE, Coke,,,,
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Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2023 at 11:25am
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Posted By: DaveKamp
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2023 at 9:04pm
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Hee hee... But hey... a guy who's been released from prison for car theft is just fine by me... it's a car. Make space for the guys who should never see the light of day. ------------- Ten Amendments, Ten Commandments, and one Golden Rule solve most every problem. Citrus hand-cleaner with Pumice does the rest. |