Some cute ones,,,,
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Topic: Some cute ones,,,,
Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: Some cute ones,,,,
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2022 at 10:20pm
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STUMPING DEAR ABBY Find this hard to believe! But.... DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. |
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Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 11 Feb 2022 at 11:15pm
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Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. YEP.... that there is FUNNY !! ------------- Like them all, but love the "B"s. |
Posted By: dee_veloper
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2022 at 2:22am
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Those are funny, mostly because they're all real.... ------------- Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are. |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2022 at 5:59am
He denied everything and says it will never happen again. 
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Posted By: jaybmiller
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2022 at 6:59am
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I suspect, the really,really sad thing is, is that we all KNOW someone that could have written those Dear Abbys...... ------------- 3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112 Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
Posted By: JohnColo
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2022 at 12:37pm
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It would be good to read her response. Maybe it was so dark that night she wasn't sure if it was her boyfriend or not....
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Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2022 at 2:34pm
| what are you saying Jay? |
Posted By: jaybmiller
Date Posted: 12 Feb 2022 at 2:52pm
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aw, come on... we all know someone who knows someone that could have penned those... ------------- 3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112 Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2022 at 12:22am
| whew! |